We Dem Arby’s BoyZ

We Dem Arby’s BoyZ

(dramatic news music) – A fast food employee wasn’t
going to let him get away. How some quick thinking
and a whole lot of bravery helped her chase down an armed robber. It was a wild scene today, just before an Arby’s
opened up for the day in Sterling Heights. – Now, it happened at a location
at Van Dyke and Plumbrook and Steve Garagiola spoke to
the woman who chased him down. – Before the restaurant
even opened this morning, there was a knock at the back door. An employee thought it
must be another employee coming to work. It was a man with a gun. He robbed ’em and then he took
off running for these woods. – I was nervous when
the gentleman walked in because he was shifting back
and forth and a little edgy. But when he took out the gun,
I knew he meant business. – [Steve] The robber took
off running with the cash into these woods behind the restaurant. But he didn’t get far. Three employees chased him down. – Manager Claudette moved with
the quickness of a jungle cat as she leapt into her
burgundy Turcel to give chase. I dunno… In a frenzied moment of knowing candor, I looked toward Derrell and Teno and uttered a stirring call to action. Dem Arby’z Boyz, wheels up! Skeet skurt. – [Steve] She drove around the woods to the back of a senior’s center, jumped the curb and cornered
the robber with her car. While the other two employees
chased him into the river. – We were nearing the river’s edge when I looked toward D and T and wondered how much more amphibian
than man would we need to be to properly trounce this malefactor in an aquatic altercation that will no doubt take every ounce of me, and perhaps take more ounces than D and T even have in their pints. I don’t know. But with one last look
of a warrior’s accord, we vaulted, vaulted higher
than Meatloaf’s motorcycle bursting through the devilish
graveyard’s stony sod, and just like the ‘Loaf, we soared. And just like the ‘Loaf, we sang. ♪ Like a bat outta Hell, I’ll
be gone when the mornin’ comes ♪ One, two, three. ♪ When the night is over ♪ ♪ Like a bat outta Hell
I’ll be gone, gone, gone ♪ (vehicle revs past) – [Steve] I asked the
woman who led the chase if it occurred to her at any
point that it was a bad idea to chase an armed robber into the woods. – My store is my turf and
I’m sworn to protect it. – Yeah. And for all the criminals
and hold uppers out there fixin’ to mess with Claudette
and Dem Arby’z Boyz, let this be a lesson to you all. Ha-ha ha ha! For we are more bonded
than the Gorilla Glue betwixt the hull and wings of a Focke-Wulf Triebflugel
model 1/48th scale. We are more dedicated to the servitude and defense of our meaty HQ than Cheetara and Lion-O
defending Thundercats’ Lair and I am Snarf ready, ho. For when the aggressors
arise and try to inflict evil against the kingdom of beef and ched, so too with a band of mighty heroes arise. Heroes hell bent on
protecting the curly fries and jalapeno bites of
honor, a paladins of pork, dead set on the defending
the buttermilk chicken and buffalo sliders of
this cheesy citadel. For we, DAB, will fight
against the Mumm-Ras and muggers of the world, bound not by fear, but
bound by brotherly love. And in the timeless words of
Fredro Starr, Sonny Seeza, Big DS, and Sticky
Fingaz, we will proclaim. ♪ Slam ♪ ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ ♪ We Dem Arby’z Boyz ♪ ♪ Slam ♪ ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ ♪ Dah dah dah ♪ ♪ We Dem Arby’z Boyz ♪ ♪ Slam ♪ – Brave, daring, foolish? Maybe all of the above. Bottom line tonight is that
nobody at the restaurant was hurt and those two
men are in police custody. – All right, I’m sure
you’ll be following up. Steve Garagiola live for us tonight. Thank you, Steve.

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “We Dem Arby’s BoyZ

  1. BowserVids says:

    Thanks to everyone who joined in the chat during the live premiere! I plan to try and make every Friday video a live premiere so hopefully more can join in next time!

  2. Marco Castillo says:

    Idontknow. Onyx is cool.

  3. Professor Dictabeat says:

    I don't know.

  4. Steven Green says:

    I saw the bearded guy in another video.Frankly wreckless bravado aside.I think the dude missed his true calling in life.He should seriously consider a career in comedy.Maybe on a sitcom or voice acting for a character on a cartoon series.😀

  5. Garrick D says:

    Is this stuff real 😂I love these so much

  6. strfltcmnd. says:

    Is that Wayne Williams on the end?

  7. Terena Bo Beana says:

    ROFLMAO!!! As with Tosh.o, I find it hard to keep up with this Brilliant being at times….but damn he is funny!!

  8. nick B says:

    How do you get the news invloved? By the way iv been to that arbys

  9. septemberisknocking says:

    as a guy who works at an Arby's I stan dem Arbys boiz!!

  10. rabid GOLEM says:

    She knew him, part was left out

  11. jordan casey says:

    Every time one of these videos appears my friends and I immediately share this like crazy and quote this like no ones business

  12. Johnny Hammersticks says:

    "Just like " the loaf"we soared, and just like "the loaf" we sang……"
    I forgot about arby's guy, I have seen him on the news more than once. Is this legit or satire?
    I hope it's legit, bearded arby's guy monologues are actually funny and well thought out. I love how they are wrapped in blankets doing the interview. Bruh I'm dead🤣😭😭💀👻👻👻

  13. jdefabs2112 says:

    It's like w.t.fing awesome 😂

  14. Malie says:

    What what? Hahhaha

  15. Grey Bar0n says:

    I was totally confused and then I was like… My ass better subscribe ASAP.

  16. Spencer Nun-ya says:

    Seriously? This guy again? How the hell does he get on the news twice?

  17. TheSilverSurfisher says:

    Created in true Onion News Spirit.

  18. Haunted Tree says:

    What the fuck did I just watch, haha!

  19. Tye Roush says:

    I see……

  20. Mista J says:

    What?! 😆

  21. BadOne says:

    Skrrrrrrt skkkkkkuuuuurrr


  22. Andrew Ledet says:

    The world biggest Geeks

  23. Thomas Clark says:

    Stupid! Lmao! 🤣

  24. Lucas Goodrich says:

    I dunno

  25. Gregory Galyan says:

    I’m so confused

  26. Shannon Higdon says:

    There's just something about the fortitude of his articulate flow which illuminates the veracity of his socially savant commentary. I don't know. Like a vernacular thunderclap, his is a volcanic explosion of streamlined chaos; his words an unending flow of molten lava set to sear their way through any seemingly impenetrable obstacles a viewer's consciousness might seem fit to construct. I don't know.

  27. Kenshin Shimayama says:

    This guy is like an underappreciated 21st century Allen Ginsberg. 😂

  28. Daniel Koczak says:

    This is wierd. Only in Michigan i guess its becoming the next Florida.

  29. bob satan says:

    You paladins of pork are the hero’s we need but don’t deserve

  30. Lone Star Bear says:

    Fucking phenomenal joke. We Dem Arby's Boyz. We DAB

  31. Shinigami says:

    lol I love the way he says “idontknow” all fast like

  32. Shinigami says:

    Dem Franchise Boyz vs Dem Arby’s Boyz for the “Dem Boyz Championship Title”

  33. American Hostage says:

    Long time fan and subscriber…. thanks for cracking me up on occasion.

  34. Jessee Cox says:

    Omg these crack me up idk they are so good i look forward to them idk

  35. Brandon b says:

    How do did they keep a straight face 😂

  36. psychenaut L6S8D3 says:

    You didn't put her like I don't know something's pretty cool at the end of it. Idunno. Den Argus Boys are pretty cool.

  37. psychenaut L6S8D3 says:

    Also where the hell do you fucking come up with these amazing monologues

  38. Steve O. says:


  39. Andrew Larson says:

    Notice me senpai, notice me

  40. jmp868 says:

    Is this real??
    No f'n way lol

  41. COSMOKRAMER751 says:

    I love when he says "I don't know"

  42. The Custom Everything Channel says:

    Been waiting on these videos

  43. Jonathan Sakks says:


  44. Alx Whittlesey says:


  45. who i am for u? says:

    Am confused

  46. N Garci says:

    Andrew Andrew Andrew

  47. N Garci says:

    What’s up with Bizarre States Andrew…?

  48. Darcsyde Racing says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha I dunno

  49. Ian Shreve says:

    i dunno

  50. Varsocona says:

    I give this video 5 tiny wines.

  51. Paul Sheese says:

    I honestly thought he didn't do anything anymore. Damn you BewbTube. I'm going to kick the ever living shit out of that bell.

  52. elgritton says:

    reminds me of the good ‘ol kids in the hall

  53. Chris Goose says:

    There’s a special place in hell for all 4 of them

  54. Johnny Bravo says:

    Their initials are DMT

  55. El Jefe says:

    Hail Senpai

  56. Anonymous says:

    Beef and cheddar sounds good right about now

  57. NattyCircuS says:

    Thank you man!!!

  58. GHOSTBROWNZ says:

    We have The Meats

  59. James Covington says:

    I love this videos

  60. Mickey's Hole says:

    Lmao why is andrew so good

  61. marc reed says:

    I can’t tell if this was a real news report or not I’m guess they filmed the interview part and edited it into it

  62. Steven Rickman says:


  63. right right says:

    Wow that was pretty fucking cringy. Shit content

  64. :D says:

    Even though i know youre acting I still hate you as though you aren't acting. Its so cringe it's beyond the point of being even able to accept the fact that youre acting.

  65. Tasia Michele says:

    Solid gold 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  66. Michael Nobles says:

    This shit real?

  67. Dmac says:

    I don’t know

  68. Mother Ovum says:

    Do people really belive this??? This is the same actor in so many internet clips…

  69. ken meyer jr says:

    this guy is damn entertaining

  70. Volcano Collins says:

    Cheesy citadel. Lol

  71. Jeremy Cremen says:

    So this was 5 times funnier than I expected

  72. adam robbins says:

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!! Hell yeah go DAB!!!

  73. Elton Allen says:

    What did I just watch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  74. Desert Lizard says:

    Hahahaha 🤣 just like the loaf 🤣😂🤣 I’m fucking dead

  75. Neal W says:

    Wheels up DABz!

  76. Clownin Around says:

    This is what I've always been looking for. It's brilliant….. This guy is a genuine genius

  77. Jesse Panzer says:

    Shaq Diesel, hell yeah

  78. That Gamer Drew says:

    I don't know

  79. falchulk says:

    I first thought this guy was an idiot…but he won me over…

  80. mr12swiss says:

    Imma be real, i thought that was don cheadle in the thumbnail

  81. Tony Thompson says:

    Is this shit real

  82. Goblin Tacos88 says:

    I love these videos, this is the best skit ever Bowser, keep it up man. Dem Arby's BoyZ! IDontKnow! Go Meatloaf!

  83. Dogmatic war says:


  84. GADNOUK says:

    Arby’s really needs to hire Vincent Dooley for their commercials idk who their social media team is but they’re slacking

  85. K.J. Hallingswest says:

    Is it wrong of me to hope that more weird stuff goes down at Arby's so that he'll have more material to work with?

  86. Luke Kyser says:

    Gawd I love this dude

  87. [REDACTED] C says:


  88. rackelthejackel says:

    00:15 wow. Claire Danes meets Diane Sawyer.

  89. axel4196 says:

    Don't really know what to say… Those guys are batshit crazy!

  90. ChrisS82 says:

    Man this is such a novel idea. Every time I see a video like this with you in it I just laugh. Makes me wish I would have thought of this years ago.

  91. Inertia Air says:

    ThunderCats is the greatest animated series of ALL Time

  92. Les Leb says:

    🤣😂🤣this was mad funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  93. MonsterBaby's Channel says:

    So did you end up giving hell back to Satan?
    Shit, nvm…. wrong thing.


  94. Matt Doyle says:

    Brah get this dude a record deal

  95. Mondo Oso says:

    Sorry Onyx…buuuuuut the lyrics have officially changed. It will, from now on, always be “we them Arby’s Boyz”. ✌🏾

  96. Manuel M says:

    I just woke up an this is the first video I clicked on. I apologize to everyone around me cuz Now I'm going to be talking like that guy all day😉

  97. HARP SEAL says:



    (I donno)

  98. Joe Paille says:

    This actually happened in my neighborhood

  99. Rodney Bernard says:

    That dude needs a valium..

  100. Fanatical Loyalty says:

    “Wheels up” lol

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