everybody want to be star. You have to be the best and never give up. When I get up on stage
in front of people, all I can think about is
what if they laugh at me? But you man, you’re fearless. Stella! I want to feel that too. I don’t care, I’ll do it. You and me, we both have this dream. – Yeah I guess we do.
(laughs) And we’ll be
famous, we’ll show them. Watch out here we come! To be or not to be? It’s not gonna happen for you. Not in a million years. But after that? This town Greg, they don’t want me. Wish we could just make our own movie. That great idea. So there’s this guy Johnny, a true American hero, to be played by me. He has it all. Good look, many friends, and also maybe Johnny is vampire, we’ll see. This set of the alleyway looks exactly like the real alleyway. That’s right! Well why don’t we just
shoot in the real alleyway? Because it’s real Hollywood movie. No, yeah, sounds good. Okay.
Action! I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark. What, it doesn’t work if you’re looking at the camera! And then this beautiful girl, anything for my princess. She betray him. And then this guy Johnny! He go crazy. Cheep cheep cheep cheep. Nobody respect my vision! You are a villain! I do this whole movie for you Greg! You are tearing me apart, Lisa! Cut. Why you cut, Sandy? This is great, this is real acting. If you’re going to writhe
around with the dress, maybe do it before you shoot yourself in the head and blow your brains out. I disagree. You’re really gonna make this thing? We are going to do it. Together. (Howls.) Tommy this is not necessary. No, very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie. I think you’re aiming a little bit high. I aim where I
am, just do the scene. Why is he having sex
with her bellybutton? He knows where her vagina is right? Hi doggy.