What happens when the top 16 teams in the Champions League are split into two pots and paired together in a knockout competition? This is what the Champions League draw is. I can’t wait to visit Europe’s best clubs. It will make picking my next team so much easier. Rafaella’s birthday party is around the same week as the second leg, so I’m so excited to see which type of injury I’m going to get this year I’m so excited we qualified for next year. Italy are going to be tough opponents but… – PRODUCER: Err, Gareth, this is actually for the Champions League For Real Madrid – Oh, OK. Yeah, that’s cool too I guess. I really want to win the Champions League again because I’ve only won it twice. TWIIIIIICE! Sorry, I didn’t prepare anything After losing our first three games I honestly didn’t think we’d make it Haha! Suck it, Ajax! Coach has us practicing for the last 16 already, but I don’t know why I’m doing this Oooh, baby do you know what that’s worth? Oooh, seven is a place on earth. We’ll play for seven, six came first. We’ll make seven a place on the earth! Germany: check London: check Group stage: check What else you got for me, Europe? Let’s do this, come on, bring it in the knockouts! Let’s make it hard! Liverpool won last year, Barca are looking good this year, I’m very excited for Bayern’s chances when I disappear! We’re working as hard as we can so next year I can win the Ballon d’Or… I mean, er, next year we can win the Champions League. There will be no repeat of last year. I don’t lose finals. The only thing I lose is dressing rooms. In the knockout stage, Red Bull gives you wins! We qualified for the last 16 and fired the coach, so if we win the Champions League we’re getting rid of EVERYBODY! We’re very excited for the first leg of the knockout stage. And this time, for the second leg. Guys?