NORMAN – MA VIE EN DESSIN

NORMAN – MA VIE EN DESSIN


Hi, it’s Norman! Today, I want to present you
a video a bit special, because I like everything
that is special. I wanted to draw
something called a “Draw my life”. It is very simple,
you just have to draw your life on a white board with markers
and them film it. In French, that could be translated
as “Ma vie en dessin”. Moreover, I am in luck, because
I’m really good at drawing. False! Well, I grew up here,
in the favelas. I spent my childhood shooting
with fucking guns and — Yeah, no, in fact,
that’s not true at all. My life is
a lot more ordinary. But I will tell
you about it anyway. So, my name is Norman,
I grew up in France. I was born in Arras,
I grew up in Lens, more precisely in Lievin,
in short, I grew up in the North. My grandparents were miners
in the coal mines, a typical job in the north
of France, at that time, at least. They were called
“Gueules Noires” [Black Faces]. Yeah, even if they were not really black,
the coal was. My grandparents and my parents
lived in houses for miners, which are called “corons”. Therefore, I descend from
a typical ch’ti family. And I’m proud of it,
damn it, OK? My mother was a history and geography teacher
and a junior high school principal, and my father was a cultural center manager
and a promotional video director. Well, I drew them with red hair,
but that’s because I don’t have other markers. When I was a child, I was special because
I had a full head of blonde curls. ♪ A grandma’s haircut ♪ Seven days out of seven.
A true delight. Adults liked to tell me,
“Oh well, you look like Goldy Locks!” but girls my age would say,
“Hey, look, he looks like a sheep!” Perfect! Boohoo! So, to overcome that,
I often went to the hairdresser, and when I would leave,
girls my age that I loved would say, “Hey, look,
he looks like a shaven sheep!” Boohoo!
[Psss, snorts] Sometimes, my father would bring home
the big camera he used at work. My sister and I never stopped
playing with it. We made funny little videos. Ding! Hey, Daphné, how about we make a sex tape?
I have the same voice as the old guy in the Simpsons. But Norman, it’s not possible, I am your sister.
>>OK, then! Yes, I was trying to imitate
a guy whose voice is breaking, because at the time, I was some kind
of big stinky teenager. To have a big sister has advantages,
but also drawbacks. For example, my mother liked to recycle
my sister’s clothes, by making me wear them. Hey, come on, I don’t want to,
I am a boy! I have a wiener, OK? But she would always tell me, “But Nono, don’t worry, these are unisex clothes!”
>>OK. And the next day,
I was in school. Hey, look, the sheep
is wearing a dress! Haha! Haha!
>>Hey, you should know that these are unisex clothes, OK! Well, some kind of unisex dress. Let’s throw stones at him! Ooh!
[boohoo, psss, snorts] Later, when I was around 12 years old,
I started playing music. I played the saxophone. So yeah, it’s a super classy instrument, but only if you play very well. Norman, can you play a song
with your saxophone? Yeah, sure.
[saxophone] You are too pitiful. I am deleting you
from my MSN friend list right now. I have even been a scout,
a Catholic scout of France. That does not really look like a scout scarf,
it’s more like a stethoscope. Hello, I am a doctor! Except that when I was with the scouts,
well, the older ones would beat me up. Hey, come on, give me your scarf! And your beret! And your iPhone!
That does not exist yet, thank you very much. Until the day
my mother intervened. Hey, you two, leave my son alone right now,
or I will beat you up, hey!
[Zoom] Then one day, my mother
got caught by a very mean serial killer
called cancer. She left us for the stars. I’m sure she’s looking at me
from where she is. My sister, my father and I
moved to Paris. And my France is
more and more disgusting. I graduated from high school with…
with no honors, and then, I found myself playing a video game,
a MMORPG, for two years non-stop. And then I repeated a year,
and then I repeated a year again. During those years, I did something
which wasn’t bad, which is that I got married. Yeah, it may seem a little strange,
but I got married, with a night elf.
I found her really hot. Then, I tried to get a driver’s license.
Well, I tried. The day I passed,
the inspector told me, You are the worst driver on planet Earth,
it’s awful, you are a public danger! Hey, does that mean I have it? I started making videos with
my best friend Hugo on Dailymotion. Hum, wait, excuse me.
That’s it, like that. Yeah, no, in fact,
like this. Hum no, in fact,
more like this. No, I’m kidding!
It was called Le Velcrou. In relation with shoes
with Velcro straps. At the time, we thought it was fancy. Then, our friend
Kemar joined us. He was a very, very funny guy
with very large glasses. It’s at that time that we chanced
upon other guys that also made videos
on Dailymotion. There was Cyprien,
Monsieur Dream at the time, Jérôme Niel, known at the time
as La Ferme Jérôme, Maxime Musqua, known at the time as
Les Chroniques de la Grosse Pomme, Jhon Rachid,
at the time Mac Gyver du Bled, and Mister V,
at the time Mister V. Yeah, you need to know that
I drew him very, very poorly. I’m sorry. And this is not a lamp shade,
it’s a hat. And then, there was also
Amandine du 38. [inaudible] At that time,
it was 2008. I liked making videos so much,
that I even went to my college, to tell them. Hello, I drop out of college.
I want to make videos on the Internet. Hum, what’s the Internet? Is it a sport? Like badminton? But it is also at that time
that I joined the organization “Cats of the streets”,
because I love cats. Since I was a child,
I always have many. I remember seeing one that was
very cute, with red hair and a pirate style, I wanted to take it,
it was the one I was going to take, and then suddenly,
it started [vomits]. Hum, after all,
I will take this one! It was Sergi.
>>Oh no, why me? I don’t have a brain! Then one day, while coming back from
a ping-pong contest, I thought, Well, what if I made a little video to tell this story,
but all by myself this time? I uploaded my video on YouTube
and there, I went viral. Why? Because I am Van Damme!
I am aware! Concurrently with my YouTube videos,
I started doing some stand-up comedy. Exactly the same vibe
as my videos, but on stage. Some people think that I thank
too often my subscribers, that I say too much thank you
to the people who watch me, but those people don’t know,
they can’t imagine how much the Internet users
have changed my life.

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “NORMAN – MA VIE EN DESSIN

  1. Lolywood gacha says:

    4:37 Norman et ses potes me font penser à like me

  2. Cholé Sommier says:

    666K Likes 😈😈😈😈😈

  3. flyzy zi says:

    En 2019

  4. Melyane Desrochers says:

    J'allait liker mais 'ai peur de détruire les 666k

  5. yassine khadhraoui3y says:

    on nes tous desole pour ta mere met juste 3minute et 2s cetait mdr

  6. Trap Man says:

    Je suis sur que ta maman est fière de toit 😊😊😊😉

  7. Enza Etienne says:

    Je sui désolé pour ta mère 😭😭

  8. steeve g says:

    Toute mes condoléances pour ta maman elle doit être super fier de toi 👍. FORCE À TOI 🙏✊

  9. Alizé Clement says:

    Moi aussi je fais du scoot

  10. Redha Smail says:

    tellement bien et paix a l'ame de ta maman

  11. Lolaction says:

    Désolé pour ta mère et force à toi

  12. Mohélie Toro says:

    😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️😍😍🥰🥰

  13. Ibann Varraz-BERGERI says:

    Je suis sûr que ta mère te regarde de la ou elle ai👍👍👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏

  14. Nexus Z says:

    666k de like???

  15. Sacha Fougeray says:

    Free

  16. Juju Vido says:

    Tu dessine trop bien 😲

  17. gach' ananas says:

    Ta des beaux yeux (aucun rapport) sinon désolé pour ta mère

  18. Daniel Vascu says:

    Je suis desoles pour toi Norman

  19. Squeezi says:

    Je suis dsl pour ta mère norman 👏😿

  20. Maelle Pinosa says:

    Wow super

  21. Julien Verbeke says:

    Like

  22. Solange Legendre says:

    Toutes mes condoléances pour ta mère, elle es fière de toi j'en suis sûre et quelle repose en paix . Et ne nous remerci pa c normal quon sois la Norman.

  23. alexis massé says:

    je suis désolé pour ta mere👼

  24. Franck Tryk says:

    J'en fais le buzz pourquoi parcequ' ch'ui VANDAM

  25. Daniel Bourgeois says:

    Elle reste avec toi 😔😌😅🙂😇.

  26. Tien Tho DO says:

    Pauv' mère de norman 😢

  27. Extra95 says:

    Norman j'adors ta vidéo.

  28. Miss polonaise says:

    Vidéo émotion

  29. Yandu 17 says:

    Pauvre ta maman

  30. Erine Goux says:

    R.i.p pour ta mere😔

  31. Youtube Yt says:

    Que ta mère te regarde je teux soutien

  32. Angelique Peyredieux says:

    5 ans apres, c quoi cette intro!!!!!!!!!??????!??????!??!?!!!!

  33. Shirley SUMBAJEE says:

    La mère de norman repose en paix

  34. Emmanuelle Blancard says:

    Merci norman👍🏻

  35. nicro g5b says:

    Je suis désolé pour ta mère Norman

  36. Nekss TV says:

    Dsl pour ta mere

  37. Le visiteur 2.0 Lol says:

    Tkt ta mère de soutiendra toujours 😉

  38. Pierrick Betremieux says:

    Ça serait tellement cool que tu vienne nous faire un petit coucou au stade couvert Aréna de Liévin Norman 😋😉

  39. le mec says:

    5:43 pk il y a qu'un seule black

  40. nitram gaming says:

    Courrage a toi et a ta mif pour ta mère

  41. Deadpool says:

    2:38 les boobs qu'elle a ……………………….pardon

  42. Zakariya Pour mon autonomie says:

    ta mère te regarde depuis là-haut

  43. timtim173 fait des vidéo de merde says:

    Ces toi qui a fait le dessin

  44. Lydie Bian says:

    tu se que ta trop de la quonfyanse en toi

  45. LeB0ssdesloups LOL says:

    je suis desole pour ta mere

  46. maria angela says:

    Au début🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂

  47. Fiona Acquistapace says:

    Tu dessines trop bien

  48. Vaimiti Schmolz says:

    Si j était garçon je ne suporterais pas la robe pendant 24h , La poisse

  49. stevie gaming says:

    Je vois que tu aimes beaucoup les onomatopés

  50. la meilleure du monde l'amitié says:

    Normalement dsl je veux dire Norman 😂🤣😰😱😭😭😭dsl pour ta maman

  51. CODE IRZ says:

    Desoler pour ta mère tu sais moi aussi je vis sans mère maintenant

  52. ablai murat says:

    Désolé pour ta mére elle te regard se temps si😭

  53. leg3nde says:

    Le pauvre désoler pour toi norman

  54. •Okami Studio• says:

    Hooooo je suis dsl pour ta maman … moi mes parents ce sont séparés du coup, c difficile …

  55. Selim 912 says:

    Ta recopier ibratv

  56. herobrine says:

    Tous ceux qui ont perdu leurs parents j'ai un truc à vous dire même si vos parents sont morts souriez à la vie c'est ce qu'ils auront voulu moi mon papy est mort d'un cancer et ma mamie a aïsameure une maladie ou on oublie tous elle m'a même oublier moi,et je souris à la vie même si c'est pas mes parents…… WTF

  57. Marielle Paillou says:

    En faite tu dessinés trop bien 😍😍 et oui ne t'inquiètes pas ta mère te regarde et elle est fière de toi 😊😊

  58. Tim Boualouache says:

    Désoler pour ta mer

  59. Afef Saffar says:

    tu ne dessine pas si mal en fait !

  60. Liliane Massieu says:

    Mon bout préféré c’est avec les chat qui vomi ou qui dit ho non je n’ai pas de cèrveau

  61. Ambre Grongnet says:

    Ben ça va tu c'est bien dessiné ❤️❤️

  62. Cyprien Lamy says:

    J'ai adorer ta vidéo elle est suer

  63. Sub Zero says:

    Ta vie et dingue et légendaire j'ai jamais vu un gars qui a eu 1 000 000 d'événements omg

  64. sim Draw says:

    Tu dessine assez bien quand même

  65. Zxv Nth says:

    Ta maman pense à toi et elle se dit mon fils est devenue tous ce que je voulais qui fasse être heureux

  66. Stephane Lanza says:

    je suis désolé pour toi

  67. F.F GAMING says:

    Tros triste 3:10

  68. Randy Ran says:

    Qui regarde ça en 2019 🤔

  69. Philou says:

    Je savais pas que tu avais des yeux verts

  70. Sarah El Hachmi says:

    Ta mère est vraiment morte désolés pour toi😭😭😭😭😭😭

  71. Jonasyoyo 10 says:

    Qui est parti chercher la velcroub

  72. Mathilda Pierroz says:

    Tu sais trop bien dessiner ✍🏾

  73. Cynthia Maharitsy says:

    Que ta mère repose en paix.🙏🙏🙏Le cancer est énervant

  74. SkOr-ThY says:

    2
    0
    1
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  75. Lucie Quertinier says:

    Magestie

  76. Sonia Plamondon says:

    Tu est cool

  77. matis Herfs says:

    Je suis trop désolé pour ta maman…

  78. YOYO II says:

    Je suis vraiment mais vraiment désolé pour ta maman… 😢😢😢😢😢😞😞😞😞😥😥😥😥

  79. JDM Gogoo says:

    En vrai Norman tu dessine super bien ! Sincères condoléances pour ta maman.

  80. Gacha chat et moi says:

    moi jr dois choisir une personne qui a marquer ma vie . et … je choisi NORMAN parce que je sais tout sur lui UvU

  81. KING SCAR says:

    Mtn je crois au tueur en série pour ta mère 😭❤

  82. tony Rakotomalala says:

    Don't cry because she's gone, smile because she was here

  83. Savannah HARDOUIN CLAISE says:

    Je suis sûre que t'a maman est fière de toi👼👼👼💓💓💓

  84. godzila darta says:

    RIP Maman de norman

  85. godzila darta says:

    J ai vécu la même chose avec ma grand tante j ai pleurer quand notre grand mère nous à appelé

  86. TEYKO GVME says:

    Ta mère et grand mère sois fort et elle fier de toi

  87. anicraft Minecraft says:

    C est très gentil ce que tu as dis sur ta mère. Elle aurait été fière d être grand mère. Prenez soin de vos parents c est ce qu on a de plus cher à nos yeux. Je vous souhaite une belle vie à vous et à vos parents.

  88. Fred Nonobra says:

    Quand je regarde cette vidéo j'ai envie de pleuré

  89. go vive a tu manera says:

    Tu pourrais venir a Arras

  90. go vive a tu manera says:

    Pour venir a. Gambetta Carnot

  91. Maloé Fontana says:

    Tu dessine grave bien

  92. Diane says:

    je prie pour ta mere

  93. Angelique Michel says:

    Liker si vous etes encore toucher en 2019

  94. Jeenatbanu Ghoorah says:

    Quand il a dit tuer en seri je me suis… =0 puis il a dit cancer apres je me suis dit aaaaaaaaa

  95. Kylian Ribot says:

    Tkt ta mère te regarde

  96. Pierre Bournot says:

    forse a toi 😘❤️

  97. Steph Lemaire says:

    Moi aussi je suis née à Arras

  98. line Boudjellal says:

    5:37 ça a du etre chiant de dessiner tous les personnages 😂😂😂

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