My Blackberry Is Not Working! | The One Ronnie – BBC

My Blackberry Is Not Working! | The One Ronnie – BBC

I bought Champagne from you last week and i’m very disappointed Oh yeah What’s the problem Yeah well why My Blackberry Is not working Correctly *Laughing* HAHA What’s the matter, it ran out of juice? No no it’s completely frozen in to ice *The man hits the blackberry on the table* with anger Oh yeah I can see that. I’ll tell you what lets try it on orange That’s got a few black spots, you see Ohh dear yeah Sorry bout that But there I am using my black berry working Well there could be an application issue Where do you store that blackberry You could try using a mouse drag the blackberry to the trash and after you done that you might launch the blackberry from the desktop Well I already tried that few times I mean all it did was mess up windows Well it might be worth to wait for couple of weeks they got the latest blackberry coming in then Could you give me a date? Certainly Let me put that date in my diary Anything else I can help you with? Yes,yes I also got a problem to be honest. With my apple Ohh dear oo dear that is an old apple isn’t when’d you buy that Last week Last week?! Oh we have two new apples since then What’s the problem with it? It wont fit Oh yea An how bigs your dongle Well I dont know much about these things but my wife seen a few dongles in her time and she says a little bit on the smaller size Oh friend there’s not a lot I can do bout that Tell you what? Let me try booting it That is crashed Anything else I can help you with? Well funnily enough. Yes My Grandson birthday soon Now he already got an apple and a blackeberry I mean have you got anything else that he might just like? Oh we doing a special offer on these I mean I can’t make head or tail of them but the kids seems to like them,eggs boxs 360

Dereck Turner

55 thoughts on “My Blackberry Is Not Working! | The One Ronnie – BBC

  1. Penny Howe says:

    Love this sketch never tire of watching it!

  2. accountnamewithheld says:

    peak boomer humor

  3. Simon Sozzi says:

    Stupid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

  4. Nitin Kataria says:

    US led world and British annoyance…..but comic indeed……

  5. rankingtrevor says:

    This was a modern update on the old Ronnie sketch "four candles / fork handles"

  6. Saxa says:

    Iโ€™ve had the โ€œeggs box 3.60โ€ joke stuck in my brain since this aired

  7. Teddington Bear says:

    Got any O's?

  8. Uno Honcho says:

    Was going to turn it off after the Blackberry stuff as it looked shite, then the apple but came along… Dongle! Lolololol

  9. Evil GOD Joe says:

    So are these a pun jokes?

  10. Pattie Bell says:

    Clever Witty without try too hard . British comedy at its best

  11. mat mells says:

    My proudest moment i wrote ths sketch bbc paid me ยฃ3500 to own it

  12. ed china says:

    brilliant,1st time ive seen this very under rated

  13. nikhil reddy says:

    If it wasn't for the content of the skit, I would have thought this is some 70s show. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  14. Gusset Blaster says:

    Very clever!

  15. says:

    Utter shite.

  16. PabloSwim says:


  17. filthy dwarf says:

    I died with eggs box 3.60ยฃ

  18. Pass The Butter Robot says:

    Kids watching in 2019; "Dad, what's a Blackberry?"

  19. Chris Campling says:

    Egg box 3.60 love that

  20. THE MIGHTY LION says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚classic lmao

  21. laxminchand kothari says:

    This was awesome

  22. Chris Webb says:

    Seen this sketch so many times, never gets old. A fitting tribute to an amazing talent.

  23. Frank Bus says:

    It's so good It's nasty!.

  24. Tobexd Master Of Jej says:


  25. keegan773 says:

    It's the dongle what got him. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  26. Circle 25 says:

    i remember watching this. bloody hell 9 years ago.

  27. 320speed says:

    Still hilarious till this date

  28. Reginald Stubtoe says:

    british "humor"

  29. Katelyn's Place says:

    I know about this because my dad is related to Ronnie. RIP Ronnie

  30. Markus Yep says:


  31. Jim Gough says:

    What a great homage to one of the funniest sketches ever seen on TV

  32. Ben Dickey says:

    yo mama gay

  33. iMAM Hassan says:


  34. Th3 St1g 6662701 says:

    Corny but, VERY EFFECTIVE sketch. Just as GOOD as the MASTERMIND one & the impeccable FOUR CANDLES sketch. All are good the INSATIABLE TWO RONNIES did But, the three sketches I've mentioned I think are BRILLIANT!!! ( THE BEST these. EVER DID) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. No one could ever compete with these two & I very much doubt it no one ever will again.

  35. Th3 St1g 6662701 says:

    Harry trying his very best not to break character as soon as Ronnie said he couldn't get his dongle to fit ( it's too small๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜). BRILLIANT sketch.๐Ÿ‘ I don't know about Harry not breaking character I am VERY SURE!!! WE ALL FALL!!! about Pissing (literally) ourselves ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ watching this sketch.

  36. Red Fire says:

    Can't seem to fit my dongle in the apple. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  37. Panda Caribbean Tech says:


  38. rich allen says:

    LMAO, the 2 Ronnies, especially Corbett, were up there with the likes of John Cleese with the true British greats of comedy!

  39. Chade Fallstar says:

    Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield doing a modern take on a Two Ronnies classic. Fantastic stuff.

  40. Saujanya Sthapit says:

    i see what u did there

  41. CombatGodGaming says:


  42. What....#SheTHINKs.... says:

    People using blackberries! Oh it seems so long ago.

  43. LogiForce86 says:

    i wonder if his mailbox is full of spam as well. ๐Ÿคฃ

  44. NakiBest says:

    Sense of humour of 1.8K people is not working. ๐Ÿ˜

  45. klo schuessel says:

    Whoever came up with this… ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  46. Bart De Reu says:

    Genius it was.

  47. Mikaela Bowen says:

    Pure, sublime genius! I get the feeling that Mr Enfield was struggling to keep a straight face. A truly magical comedy moment.

  48. Jake Taller says:

    Personally, I Prefer The Eggsbox 1

  49. Jay DrifterFPV says:

    Who still watch this 2020

  50. Howard Koor says:


  51. Howard Koor says:

    Trivia. The original name for the Blackberry was the Strawberry! True story:)

  52. Ben Ruegg says:

    Still one of the greatest slots!

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