Meet the Pyro

Meet the Pyro

♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing… it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I… I ain’t, I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!? One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. [O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫ ♫ In a young girl’s heart… ♫ ♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫ ♫ And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. ♫ ♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫ ♫ I’ll tell you about the magic, it’ll free your soul, ♫ ♫ but it’s like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫ [Heavy screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫ ♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫ [Scout screams!] ♫ Your feet start tapping and you can’t seem to find… ♫ ♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫ No! [Medic screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫ ♫ We’ll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫ ♫ And maybe, if the music is right… ♫ I’m burning! [Scout screams!] Help! [O.S.] Aaahhh! ♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫ ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ [Whistling.] ♫

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “Meet the Pyro

  1. Flooghini says:

    Don't get me wrong, this is pretty creepy all on its own. The thought of a psychotic, rampaging killer not actually realizing he's killing is chilling.

    But what really got me was near the end; that little head tilt while he burned the Sniper. It's almost as if he's curious about what he's doing. In his eyes, he's probably seeing it as bubbles and rainbows, but throughout the rest of the video, he never actually uses his flamethrower on somebody directly. It's almost as if this is the first time he's doing it, and the melting, charring corpse isn't registering as something fun and happy in his mind.

    Maybe he's actually seeing what he's doing for the first time, but because he's so dissociated from reality, he doesn't really mind. Going by the curious head tilt, it seems to me he was intrigued with what he was seeing.

  2. DuckQuacker says:

    I fear no man
    but that thing
    my brother
    it scares me

  3. Raven Lynx says:

    Happy Pyro noises intensify

  4. anti bully says:

    i wish pyrovision was reality

  5. PseudoTenshi says:

    Sakura in lost butterfly

  6. Wexin says:

    What video games really are: pyro's vision through his glasses
    What media thinks video games are: What everyone else sees

  7. Vincent Ordas says:

    Sucks to be Blue

  8. Baku baku says:

    Finally, about time valve made it

  9. Dell says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing.
    creeper sounds
    It scares me.

  10. Hunter Dore says:

    i fear no man.
    but that thing
    creeper hisses
    it scares me

  11. MoeSanation says:

    Sakura in part II of Heaven's feel xD

  12. Марк Рашковский says:

    basically the pyro is delusional.

  13. Rat The rat says:

    I fear no Man
    But that thing?
    "Minecraft memes"
    It scares me..

  14. Максим Колпаков says:

    Don't use drugs

  15. BartixGames says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing
    Sounds hurting ghast in mc
    It scares me

  16. ODD OTTER says:

    Gil I fear no man but that thing
    Sakura Shadow
    It scares me

  17. Logical Overdrive says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing…
    Sees a microtransaction
    It scares me.

  18. Raggy Daddy says:

    If u want to know name of song it’s “the loving spoonful-do you believe in magic”

  19. Wall boi says:

    So, guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers.

  20. jetboy X says:

    I though the only thing the mask changed about him was his vision but I’m surprised he cant here his victims screams

  21. Elho Yutaka Yamamoto says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    pyro Burning everyone
    It scares me

  22. MattDP says:

    Medic: I fear no man
    But that thing
    It scares me

  23. Le The Mec Dude says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing….
    90% of comments about I fear no man
    It scares me.

  24. Lukearoonie says:

    0:02 When your cover your hand in hand sanitizer and whip out a lighter

  25. striiks says:

    so guys, we did it

  26. Joven Salva says:

    The real question is what is the full face of the spy?

  27. NathanPlayzPH says:

    Minecraft Skeletons:
    I fear no man.
    But that thing,
    Dogs & Wolves ,
    it scares me.

  28. M!LOS says:

    I fear no man
    but that thing
    ROBLOX Worst popular game
    that scares me

  29. NightHawkNation says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Kid doing Fortnite dance
    It scares me

  30. Logan TEM says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work… Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope… Not pointed at you.
    It scares me

  31. egebeyim the hedgehog says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    20/1/3 zed
    it scares me

  32. The Living Graveyard says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing…
    *Asking all your friends on Discord if they wanna play TF2 with you but all of them say no*
    It scares me.

  33. MightyGreenMarine says:

    I Fear No Man
    But that thing
    Kids who never played TF2 but came here because of a meme
    It scares me.

  34. Milli Lewis says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    minecraft disc 11
    It scares me

  35. ich Verlassen says:

    Captions: his not here, is she?
    Me: (Confused Screaming)

  36. lil trash can says:

    I fear no man

    Cause I'm not a woman

  37. Justin Thao says:

    The amount of memes that came out of tf2 is amazing!

  38. SHARK PUPPET SON says:

    Happy ness is deathly

  39. dash isn't handsome says:

    I fear no man but that thing
    W m1
    It's scares me

  40. Cornelius RUSSELL says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Susan demonized video

    It scares me

  41. Robby Freeman says:

    TF2 feat. Pyrocinical

    Am I the only one to do that joke

  42. PyroAv3r says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing,
    toast jumping out of toaster
    it scares me.


    Aaand pyro is female

  44. CRITICAL S'HIT says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing…
    Minecraft Cave Sounds
    It scares me…

  45. Mija says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    I fear no man comments
    It scares me

  46. EndermanPierce Or Void Soul says:

    Anyone gonna mention the reality of Pyro and wtf is happening instead of the meme

  47. AndreXD10 says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    everyone does that meme
    It scares me

  48. Suzanne Debono says:

    Pyro is my favourite character in the game but is the pyro a boy or girl I think he’s a male

  49. GD Bailey says:

    I fear no man

    But that thing

    1 hour ad out of 2nd unskipable

    It scares me

  50. the tech ed kid says:

    No no no no I ain't talking about that freak *ad 1of2 approaches

  51. Metabreaker says:

    I fear no man,
    But that thing
    ”I fear no man,
    But that thing,
    It scares me”
    It scares me.

  52. Whalman says:

    Just like Vietnam

  53. Airam Soyo says:

    1:19 cringe ass nae nae baby
    Shot to death
    (2012 – 2012)

  54. Some Fire Freaking Pit says:

    Pyro is addicted to drugs

  55. Someone on the internet says:

    I have something like schizophrenia ( A disorder which doesn't let you think straight ), like Pyro. If you ask how much disorders I have, I have about 5+ of them.

  56. french power says:

    valve do something with the hitbox pls i cant even backstab someone pls!!!

  57. K-TAB says:

    I feel bad for pyro he has to deal with teammates that hate him

  58. XxSamuraixX says:

    Ur mom gay lol

  59. Toool says:

    I fear no man..
    but that thing,
    <adblocker installed>
    It scares me.

  60. Doctor Headshot says:

    We happy few gone mad basically is pyros story

  61. HERO SKY HERO says:



  62. Aesthetical Twat says:

    I fear no man,
    but that thing…

    Summer holiday about to end.

    …It scares me.

  63. lens 90 says:

    I fear no man but that thing
    Creeper explosions
    It scares me

  64. Sank Oh says:

    TF2 had the best marketing.

  65. Akimbo _xbox says:

    I’m not talking about that freak

    Hi sisters!

    He’s not hear is he?

  66. ASIATIC Truthbuckers says:

    I wanna start playing tf 2 shortly and is this thr best character there is or is it the sniper?

  67. amine f says:

    creeper: i fear no man
    but that thing
    it scares me

  68. mattHC says:

    Is Pyro a male or female 👀

  69. Doggo Dom says:

    I fear no man.
    But that, THING.
    this format being everywhere in the comments
    It scares me.

  70. Madog Wolfie says:

    1:28 even in his dream he locked a baby in a box

  71. Ozzy Fett says:

    If fear no man..but that thing.
    points at nothing
    it scares me.

  72. Miles Lodise says:

    I fear no man but on thing
    Minecraft bees
    It scares me

  73. Eron Channel says:

    "Copyright lololol"

  74. Jesus Coloa says:

    Confirmed: The Pyro is A She

  75. Shoppingcrab324 says:

    Everybody gangsta until the pyro pulls up

  76. RZ gamer says:

    oooo so thats where this meme is from

  77. Trung Tín Trần says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Random crits
    I scare me…

  78. Matix 777 says:

    Red spy: he's not aggressive
    Red soilder: looks at flamethrower wait, i can fix that

  79. Bruce Banner says:

    She… 0:27 (funny thing: Pyro is a female)

  80. not spy says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing,
    Sees tf2 lewds
    It scares me.

  81. its urboimcditty says:

    i aint talkin about that freak

    onision with diaper on

  82. BigUps147 says:

    God I love these videos so much

  83. Zeno Sama says:

    I fear no man.
    But that thing,
    It scares me.

  84. Blusic بلوسك says:

    if you opened captions
    Scout : “He’s not here, is she?”

  85. akai ōmugai says:

    Kids don't do drugs

  86. SnakeRageGamez says:

    The heavys voice go so well with "I fear no man… But that thing… It scares me"

  87. Specter says:

    I never knew where that meme came from until now

  88. Big Dick Boi says:

    German soldier killing British soldiers (1914 colorised)


    Its cute until you realise it's murdering everyonein a cruel fashion

  90. Duncan Tarun says:

    Am I the only one who feels bad for the pyro?

  91. Mr. Weird Accent guy says:

    I Fear nothing

    The comment about "I fear no man"

    Me left the chat

  92. csbr75 says:

    Pyro, stop, the Amazon Rainforest is burning!

  93. Sharktooth5602 says:

    What did pyro do to the GERMAN doctor?!

  94. ninio rata says:

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    It scares me

  95. Milli Lewis says:

    I liked the cute-baby version better

  96. Null says:

    Huddha huddha huuuh!

  97. the table conductor says:

    (every spy main ever) I fear no man
    but that thing (aimbot snipers)
    it scares me.

  98. Mark Gadalla says:

    Me after I fart in a hallway: 2:15

  99. Sean Primer says:

    I fear no man but that thing (lennyface that you can't do( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)) it scares me

  100. Bob Boi says:

    87% of the comments are i fear no man memes
    13% 2-7 year old comments

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