Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell

Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell


Drunkards and stoners alike have always wondered: What’s the best thing to get from Taco Bell? What’s the best use of my five dollars? Well, I’m here to be a hero because today, I’m “livin’ más” and I’m eating everything on the Taco Bell menu. What’s a good Spanish word? Bien! *Theme song plays* We’re here! Taco Bell! It’s gonna be a big order. I need a…crunchy beef taco. Is there, like, a black bean burrito? I’ll take that. *ding* Shredded chicken soft taco. Beefy Fritos burrito. *beeps* How about that guy! *laughs* At the end of the day I ordered about sixty items from Taco Bell and it costs about a hundred and eighty dollars. Let’s start with what’s on top! This might be the Nachos Bell Grande? What a smell! Also the beef is orange, huh. That doesn’t taste like nachos. *laughs* The classic Taco Bell Taco. Tastes good. *smashing* We got plenty o’ big ol’ fuckin’ burritos! Which one? Rice, ground beef, pico. That was pretty good. The orange ground beef is way better than this weird pot roast steak. It’s the Power Chicken Burrito. This is a truly unique flavor I’ve never experienced at Taco Bell. [Deep voice] What’s wrong with my voice? *laughter* What’s happening to me? Like a muffled voice if somebody’s trying to hide their identity. I think this Taco Bell is pretty good. Yeah, it’s just, I think it’s a bean burrito! *gags* *laughter* Feels like eating a Gusher! I feel like that’s what it’s like to be a vampire and bite into a neck. It looks like when you cut up in a zombies arm and it’s all grey matter on the inside? Right? Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps the greatest hexagon ever created: the Crunchwrap Supreme. This tastes exactly like everything else. It’s crunchy and gooey, which I think is most of the Taco Bell food. They really strive to have that blend of crunch and goo, you know? Uh oh! What’s this? Could be anything! Taco Bell is known for using a lot of the same ingredients in different ways. Very inventive, very smart as a business. But how many things taste exactly the same? We’ll find out as I put everything that tastes exactly the same into this bucket. *clang* The gordita crunch thing! *playful music* I believe we have the first candidate for the bucket! *laughter* *clang* In the bucket! I don’t know about you but I’m a mild boy. We have the soft taco. This looks like the standard… NO! OH SH*T YA’LL! It’s the soft taco that says it’s got potatoes in it! “Live más!” I think they’re Fiesta potatoes. People are sleeping on ’em. Five layer bean burrito, or maybe it’s something else. Whatever this is, tastes like Taco Bell through and through. Oh, my voice is gummy. Bring out the bucket! Alright Mexico, call your Italians because we’re ready for the… Oh, it’s the taco salad. I thought it was the pizza! Look, it’s the Donald Trump specialty. Uh, this is a salad. [Offscreen] Oh, god! [pained screaming] This tastes like, um, not good. The one major shortcoming of Taco Bell is the lettuce and this is almost all lettuce. What we got in here? [gasps] This is the black. This is not on the menu unless you’re on the internet. I think this is delicious. The black beans actually taste like pretty solid black beans. Feels kind of like a bit ol’ flaccid dick. It’s so wet. It almost looks like I can pour it out like a cup. Ooh my stomach feels weird [Burping] Another gordita! This is the volcano one, isn’t it? I feel like my other or– other organs are doing stomach responsibility right now. I’ve also just sort of begun farting. It tastes like old pot roast beef. Why would they sell this by the pound? It’s gonna do a pounding on my stomach. They love nouns and “addijives” –and “addijives” [slow motion] –and “addijives” My brain is getting a little full of sour cream. I feel like I don’t want to eat any more Taco Bell. [Gasps] Sh*t ya’ll, this is my favorite thing, this is my favorite thing! We got a chalupa! Motherf*ckers get fired up! We’re about “live más”! Chalupa! I love chalupas. Bring out the bucket! Bucket. [Muffled] Chalupa. Bucket. Mini Quesadilla. That’s a bucket right there. Supreme Soft Taco. Bucket. Crunchwrap Supreme. Bucket. The Cheesy Roll Up. The Double Decker Taco. I’d say it’s about a thousand pounds. Oh! F*ck! Y’all, call the Italians from Mexico cuz it’s time… Oh, this isn’t Mexican Pizza. This is the Spicy Tostada. Tell the Italians to go home. This looks like an incredible taco, but that’s not how you’re supposed to eat it. There’s some kind of, like, thousand island dressing on this. Tastes like there’s a pickle in there, that’s confusing. Somebody put this in a tanning bed. I’m excited, I haven’t had a shredded chicken item yet. If you like spices, it’s got flavor and spice. That was only bread Look at that. Look at the folds. Sometimes, you get the wrong end of the stick. It’s the same on this end! Cheese quesadilla. I feel like they just spray it brown. Sure. Triple Layer Nachos. I shouldn’t read it but I thought it said the “crazy bean and rice burrito” and I was like, yeah! Let’s get loco! It’s a cheesy bean and rice. I’d say this is a good cheap thing to get, especially if you’re vegetarian And don’t have a lot of standards. Some of the stuff just has an immediate effect on your voice. I like that they’re all little toothpastes. There all little taco toothpaste tubes. Don’t be grossed out. This is what food looks like after you eat it too. What is this? I hope I don’t die. I hope I “live más”. Get something else. Chicken Loaded Griller. It’s good. If you like spicy stuff, this is pretty good. It’s very creamy. It looks like milk. OH, YEAH! It’s what you want it to be, it’s the nacho Doritos Locos Tacos. That comes with an extra piece of cardboard. When you line your hot food with cardboard, which is paper, The steam gets trapped real easy. So it becomes the soggiest thing ever immediately. Why aren’t the Fritos crazy? Fritos Locos Burritos. Why don’t they say that? How do they come up with these names? They’re like “uh, let’s see, queso, beano, cruncho.” Why did any taco place start using the word supreme? Call the Italians, Mexico! Because it’s time for a little thing I like to call… the Mexican Pizza! [cheering and applause] Tastes like a cold taco pizza from a pizza place rather than a pizza from a taco place. I think this lives in a realm of– Of cultureless food. In the bucket! Kinda tastes like a cat food taco. Taco Bell should sell this taco to cats. Oh, god! The steak! This is what it looks like! That bite had so much steak. That’s the worst thing I’ve had. It’s the only thing that’s made me wanna vomit so far. And I don’t vomit. I never vomit. What does it taste like? [Zach murmuring] [Zach] I’m okay with it.
[Keith] Get out of my taste test. [Zach] I’m okay with it!
[Keith] Get out of here, it tastes awful! [Eugene] So the ground beef is, I believe at Taco Bell, like 80-something percent beef, [Eugene] and the rest is, like, plant filler.
[Keith] Yeah! [Eugene] So the steak you’re eating is probably–
[Keith] All cow foot! [Eugene] Yeah, and if it’s not over-seasoned then it’s gonna taste like… [Keith] *burps* [Eugene] *groans in disgust*
[Keith] I’m sorry, I can’t– I’m… [Eugene] Okay, wow Keith. [Keith] Every fast food chain wants to have something real spicy. This is the best taco I’ve had so far. Turns out the Volcano Taco is actually just the most balanced taco. Is there a life lesson in this taco? The one that was advertised as the most crazy is in fact the most normal. It’s going in the bucket. Of course it’s going in the bucket it’s the best example of the bucket food. You know why? Cuz it’s Taco Bell. It’s not “Burrito Bell” It’s not “Cheesy Roll Up Bell” *burping* it’s not ‘Quesadilla Bell” It’s Taco Bell, and this taco is the belle of the ball in the bucket. After a feast of a hundred and eighty dollars of Taco Bell, *Burping* You need to relax with the refreshing taste… Don’t worry, this is just puffed food. Nothing. Cinnabon bites. These taste more like churros than the other things. I don’t know why they don’t call these… Chur– chur– Churcles. Hmm! Grab a bag o’ churcles. They also have apple pies, but theirs are apple empanadas. Wow. These f*ck McDonald’s to death. Li– *chokes* Ugh. Live más. The bucket is pretty darn full. I’d say that about 1/3 of the stuff from this place tastes like the– all of it. And that’s not bad. That’s clever business. I’ve been trying to think about how to make my videos exactly the same and yet different for years. If only I could crack that nut. Subscribe for more videos of me eatin’ too much and also subscribe for more bucket. Is the bucket the fifth Try Guy? If you have a bucket at home you’re not using, I’ll take it! I’ll be the new bucket man of Los Angeles. And like I always say: if it ain’t fast food, bucket! Live más.

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell

  1. Gary The Snail says:

    Is it just me or does Keith always look depressed

  2. B Thomas says:

    I just hate it when people waste food. Americans waste food more than anyone else in the world. One bite and they'll throw the rest away.

  3. chesedshalom says:

    This one is tied w the Wendy’s video for Keith being the most unhinged

  4. Cole Geange says:

    The Toilet 🙂

  5. DuB -Official says:

    2:15 it’s a pentagon not a hexagon

  6. 1000 subscribers without any videos says:

    Keith should've said ok boomer to that fat sack of potatoes and the red haired Karen 🤣🤣

  7. Vitix says:

    Its more like "Kieth gets diarrhea for 4 months"

  8. Megdyl08_YT says:

    Him: yum. His but:🤢🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  9. Bot Marvin says:

    He said my favorite item wanted to make throw up 😔

  10. fox fire says:

    I'm sorry Keith it seems to me that you're going to be on the toilet for a while

    R.I.P Keith's toilet

  11. David Baker says:

    I miss this Keith, before they played into their "characters" too mjch

  12. Valentino Tascon says:

    who else found this video funny

  13. Angel Garvey says:

    I love these guys and all their videos and would 1000% die for all of them, but I keep forgetting how obnoxiously Keith chews 🙃

  14. AndieBrn says:

    Eww! This video confirms how far from Mexican food really is Taco Bell

  15. Ally Hulsey says:

    Keith: There isn't an order all button because no one does that.
    That had me dead😂

  16. devin rehrig says:

    watching the gordita go into the bucket hurt my heart. that’s the best thing on the menu 😩

  17. Sarah Edwards says:

    Zack in the background: “oh god!”

  18. Caress Thirus says:

    Anyone use this to decide their doordash order?

  19. J Rutkie says:

    I died laughing at 7:17

  20. Beauty3636 says:

    This is just food waste

  21. Aidan COMBES says:

    1:58

  22. Tomioka says:

    oh “shit”

  23. Isobella Crown says:

    Rip apple impanadas

    They took you away

  24. Brittney Morrison says:

    I’m actually extremely satisfied he liked my favorite item (shredded chicken burrito)

  25. HobbyHallFarm Games says:

    I'm pretty sure that's a pentagon, not a hexagon

  26. Laxs Vlogs and gaming says:

    I’m gonna feel bad for your toilet

  27. Music and Fun By Leah says:

    You didn’t have my fave!!! Loaded potato griller

  28. Prithish Srinivasan says:

    Rip Keith’s Toilet

  29. Aiden Robles says:

    2019 is almost over and this video started a revolution🤒

  30. Brados williams gaming says:

    You broke the rule

    How dare you

  31. Binish Patel says:

    What does he do with all the remaining food? I'm curious

  32. JAYLENS REACTIONS says:

    Who noticed he gave a handjob to the 5 layer bean burrito

  33. Cassidy Ussery says:

    Vegatarian gang, wya😂

  34. Alana Collins says:

    YOU DIDNT GET THE TACO BURGER

  35. Peyton Jones says:

    This guy reminds me of Matt king lol

  36. TheDirewolf 1234 says:

    I’m not a drunkard or a stoner, I’m just hungry all the damn time.

  37. Some_Random _leafwing says:

    Taco Bell isn't anywhere I can access and unless I go to a different country, (or mabey Sydney, I live in Australia) I won't have it, so, what's it like, I'm curious?

  38. Baggis the Baggen says:

    soy beta

  39. Jax m84 says:

    Title: keath eats everything at taco bell.

    Me: why would you want lava coming out of ur butt

  40. Marko Grepl-Malmgren says:

    How many arteries clogging up in keith’s heart
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    V

  41. Domi Nik says:

    Hurensohn

  42. Lincoln Ray says:

    Rip to his toilet

  43. LadyYamiofLight says:

    Kinda wish he said whether he got shredded or chunk chicken on the soft taco. I assume shredded because he said it tasted like cat food and that’s very true. Chunk chicken is delicious though

  44. Agustin Mego says:

    He did not do justice to the quesorito cuz that smackssss

  45. Jarrod Young says:

    His stomach will never be the same hes gonna have the Hershey squirts for the rest of his life

  46. Jake says:

    my high ass should not be watching this rn

  47. Mois41 says:

    this dude is scary. I would drink a beer with him but not tellin him, i have a daughter.

  48. Lea Andy says:

    I want his job 🤣😂😎

  49. DazedDuzzy says:

    You are gonna call me crazy for this but I swear to God I gave them the cheesy roll-up.

    A long time ago my dad and I went to Taco Bell on our way home from something I don't remember where, and my dad asks me what I want. This is before I like anything so I want a cheesy rollup which we make at home. And this is how the conversation goes:

    "Welcome to Taco Bell what can I get you?"

    "Yeah I'll get the (I don't remember what he got but it was probably two bean burritos and a cinnamon twist) and a cheesy rollup"

    "Sorry, a what?"

    "A cheesy rollup"

    "I'm sorry what is that?"

    "its just a tortilla with cheese rolled up"

    "Ohhhhh kayyyyyyyy"

    and I shit you not like a week and a half later we went back there and a bigass sign in the drive-thru says "TRY OUR NEW CHEESE ROLL UP"

  50. Aura Soto says:

    Taco Bell isn't mexican food bro, those are even real tacos.

  51. Sam Farzaneh says:

    Rip anus

  52. Nicolas Jiles says:

    Why didn't Keith just put the bucket on the table and leave it there

  53. Jin kazama says:

    Angry dude: why don't you order the whole menu?!
    Keith: hoho. You're approaching me? jojo stand

  54. Melina Gallivan says:

    If SssniperWolf was watching this…..
    She’d be like:

    Wooooh, poor toilet!

  55. Zayn Charania says:

    You know that Keith ate a ton of Taco Bell when it took him more than one try to find a pizza😂

  56. Battlefield cheese With flex tape says:

    I don’t ant to think about what happened after the video

  57. Jamie Courtney says:

    why does keith look so young and handsome here its only a little over a year old

  58. Ana Aguillon says:

    This made me sick looking at it

  59. Philip Meyer says:

    It’s a pentagon not hexagon

  60. Cher Say says:

    I hate the tacos at Taco Bell there fucking taco shell always crumbles down or breaks on one side! And makes it such a mess, I’d rather go to taquerias

  61. abby merson says:

    keith dramatically saying “triple layer nacho” while staring at the camera makes me cry of laughter every time

  62. foojae says:

    Damn they should get the Yale guy to do this. Super annoying voice.

  63. Emmie Varela says:

    I'm half Mexican and I love Mexican food but Taco Bell is real Mexican food. If you want real Mexican food go to a food truck and get Lengua de la Vaca. Its frickin delicious. Keith eats real Mexican food

  64. tim mobile says:

    After my calculations…

    Evry item on taco bell shud cost 3$

  65. Levi Chrisemer says:

    Keith makes me laugh so much

  66. GAMING WITH PRINCESS says:

    My mom says it's fake Mexican food soo

  67. Jax says:

    I bet he shit constantly for the next week!

  68. SYB says:

    Don't talk with your mouth full.

  69. janet smith says:

    Well I would be angry if I had two wait 15 minutes for some man to order the hole dang menu

  70. Zuma Dude says:

    Do red lobster

  71. Jess Kopf says:

    Literally managed to make this so beyond entertaining… thank you!

  72. RedstoneGodLike says:

    Well time to hit the gym
    Or
    The B.A.T.H.R.O.O.M

  73. Ivan says:

    Taco Bell is the best fast food restaurant.

  74. Pele says:

    eat everything at chick-fil-a

  75. indie wortley says:

    As a not so proud British citizen I can clarify that this video has helped me when drunk at 3am ordering Taco Bell so I know what will help me live Mas

  76. Britton Wooten says:

    I got the s**ts after watching this

  77. Brittany says:

    His butthole is gonna blow up

  78. Lulu McComas says:

    pulls up Mexican pizza shaped box "OH, yall, call the Italians" realizes it's not a Mexican pizza "tell the Italians to go home"

    I'M SCREAMING

  79. Marrcoke says:

    Keith reminds me of my grandpa. he just has that charm.

  80. Lucah Emme says:

    that man got pressed for literally no reason

  81. mysteriousgirl4 says:

    I cackled every time they used Mas instead of More. I wish i knew why i find it so hysterical.

  82. Freddy Thornton says:

    the leadup to the mexican pizza was masterful

  83. annabelle n says:

    This is the ad shows up
    Coffee maker

  84. terminallysad says:

    Keith’s wife is so lucky lmao

  85. Becky D says:

    To be fair, you probably should have called in ahead of time…

  86. Gabby Lucas says:

    I bet if the grumpy man watches this, he'll be so embarrassed because he pulled out a grumpy stubborn tantrum. And if there was a kid, he might be more embarrassed because he said curse words

  87. The illuminati says:

    Taco bell best item : crunchwrap supreme -tomatoes+potatoes

  88. Philippe Alamillo says:

    Sup big D

  89. Vic G says:

    Keith. Eats. Too. Mas.

    I go back and watch these every so often when I’m in a bad mood, so I’ve seen this like five or so times at this point and this is the first time I’ve seen that joke and it’s hilarious.

  90. Leanne Smith says:

    How does he looks so confused all the time? A true talent

  91. Sadie McC says:

    8:44 Um…why the Nutcracker? I'm confused.

  92. sophie xia says:

    i watch this every night before i go to sleep

  93. Amaya K. says:

    I get the $5 box every single time I go to Taco Bell. They’re the best, end of story

  94. Tea Cup says:

    Just imagine Eugene was there with Keith,

    OH BOY..

  95. Zoomerpal says:

    It’s been a year ate he still has stomach problems because of this

  96. Kipig says:

    Perhaps it's best to call this giant order ahead instead of walking in and dumping this on them.

  97. Priz The Wizard says:

    How about fuck that guy?

  98. Bobby Thompson says:

    Eugene’s facial hair is so on point in this video…he should really rock it more often

  99. Laiza says:

    Hey Keith FUCK THAT GUY wow God I hate him

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