I will retouch your photos ($5000) – Delusional Artists #39 [REDDIT REVIEW]

I will retouch your photos ($5000) – Delusional Artists #39 [REDDIT REVIEW]

*Door creak* Papapapa I have amazing quality camera!(lol sure pewds) *Crowd Claps for 720p* Now I have been reading the comments, and I have been seeing some of you guys saying things like: “Ugh, Felix is a terrible artist *scoffs* he can’t even draw!” *weird pewdiepie expression* ‘scuse me! I’ll have you know I am an amazing artist. And I am not delusional (absolutely), so therefore *cute laugh* we’re going to be looking at other delusional artists, not me. *sure felix, sure* Real artists. I tried to draw sAnIc. *laughs* I tried to draw sonic from my memory. It wasn’t the best, okay? But at least I tried *Laughs like a PewDiePie* (Says while laughing, “Oh my god”) God forgive me (laughing simultaneously). This dude thought his paintings were good enough to get him into Art School in Vienna, L-O-L. Well goddamn… Alex Jones – tries his hand at art I came up with this symbol — I’ve seen this — with symbol to illustrate humankind transcending the synthetic VR being pulled over our collective souls. Incredible job!!!!!!! Wow Alex Jones, what an artist! I looked at flat earther’s profile out of curiosity and…. Jesus Christ! The head of John the Baptist created by my group. We can sell it at the fair for at least a hundred. AT LEAST A HUNDRED What in God’s earth is that. Hand drawn Harley Quinn portrait. 500 dollars? ONLY 500?!!! My gosh that is ssusteel 500 for guareanteed nightmares. Would you like it? It’s only 500. That’s a great price. *unaudible sale pitch for gaming chair* Used pastels to capture the battle of evil and innocence. *why just why would you make this?* I think you only captured evil *no, it’s beautiful* I said this before, and I’ll say this again: Stop being creative, okay? Some people just need to realise you have NO TALENT, okay? Me however, many talent, especially drawing*sure* like you can see *much beauty such wow* I’m good at drawing– what is this? The gentleman applying for my 500 freelance book cover art gig uses this image as an example of his skill MYYYY GO-O-O-O-D *while laughing* before *clap* and after *laugh* *wheeze* It looks so real! She really does look like a clown now, that’s amazing! What are you doing? You just added blur, and then just painted on top? You know what, I bet I can achieve this Here le- let me try it Gaussian Blur *wtf is that?* *laugh* And then I just get, get the eyes back. Look at that A-(laugh)nd then just paint the cheeks there you go What else– she can do the mouth as well THERE YOU GO! 500 DOLLARS! Please, thank you, I am an artist and I deserve to be paid OH MY GOD IT’S SO SIMILAR *laugh* wait, wait, if i get paid 500 to do that i wouldn’t even have to do YouTube Jesus Christ *plez no* Ryan Reynolds in Dead Pool. 50 bucks! you are looking at 9×12 colored pencil on heavy drawing paper. okay 50 bucks! that’s a great price! Steampunk Indian Squaw Loin Cloth-Skirt. YES, JUST WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FINNALLY they took a bunch of chips and just glued probably glue-gunned it to some, i don’t even know. Steampunk, 185 bucks? WOW! I’ll take 50! “this is Indian Squaw loin cloth adorned with computer parts. There are sharp edges so you would wear at your own risk.” I was just thinking about that! It probably cuts through. Jesus Christ wear it at your own risk. You know what? I do like a challenge. I don’t know why this sh*t makes me laugh. Why are so many people delusional. 2.000? WOW THAT’S A GREAT DEAL! I was gonna *cry* Confetti in a bag? two thousand you know someone considere- you know it’s just like uh fashion, just put a high price on anything and be like: ‘oh look it’s funny’ i bet you must be poor, i bet you don’t have a 2.000 bag of confetti. Readymade wall art (hey that sounds like walmart owo) it’s. a. matressspring. nononono, it’s art. you put it on the wall, it’s art. okay. you see this chair, you put it on the wall. IT’S ART godamnit *hmm what is the price of that chair?* anything you can put on the wall is art. oh my god *laugh* “you want a portrait like this? Send me a PM with image and i will draw a sketch for TWENTY BUCKS? With shading, like this full color 70.” He doesn’t have an example of what the full color looks like. if you want more then face, send me message and we can talk about the price. i need to find this. i need to buy this. *while laughing* “I’m the hottest rapper in the game right now. And that’s a fact” isn’t he in jail? yeah who’d tho-*laugh*ught *laugh* i’m sorry. SOULJA BOY NOOOO *laugh* “you know you’re an artist when you sip tea from a Beethoven mug while using a Mac” that’s of course, the only definition of an artist Any other artist that existed in previously a Mac you know your potential is fricking butthole. oh yes, the classic *laugh* mlbdb godamnit. How much did they pay? 250 dollars. Why did they pay them? Thank God, thank God for giving things like this. *laugh* What it looks great! *laugh* AAAH Squidward, the first delusional artist. Hey i mean that looks good, cmon. IT’S ART YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ART *reads* godamn it’s so cringe augh eww ah yes, wahmen in orange bath smoking a cigarette. I get it this is so deep. *laugh* “I spent 20.000 dollar-pounds of benefits to look like David Beckham. Wow *clap* I can barely tell the difference! What did he spend 20.000 on a haircut? I don’t wanna know what he looked like before this. 20.000 dollars or pounds worth of Jesus Christ. oh MY GOD THE RETOUCHING. YES! This was a sponsor. Wow, now you look like Fiona from Shrek. That’s awesome! Only a quarter of dollars! *laugh* What the hell is that price?! I-i’m curious if i can replicate it. Just like, just get an idea of what they did. Okay, first of all, they increase the saturation. By like *laugh* so increase saturation and they blur the background. Looks like they increased the white points as well. And then they did such a poor job of cropping out her hair. That it looks like 1 entity of things. And then for some reason they made the eyes and nose, MASSIVE. *laugh* no they lifted the nose a little. I CAN’T EVEN MAKE HER THAT UGLY. OH MY GOOD *laugh* I’m charged only a fifth of a dollar. Please guys, my ad revenue is real low, just, just pay me. Please. I’ll retouch your photo’s. This is a great result. Yeezy two thousand six hundred. yeez. Now i get why they are called that. yeez. God it’s so ugly. It just looks bad. but this is the perfect example i was talking about. With fashion it’s like just put a high price tag on it and people will buy it. That’s all you need to do. I bet you can’t afford thundercomeless (?) *laugh* I get it. some items are like well designed, and i know a lot of people have a problem with holes in items being like: “oh you can just make” And i, to me this is just ugly. It’s just ugly. OCEAN TURTLE SIMULATOR ONE HUHEHE I’m downloading this right now. “my school actually paid for this.” Wow it looks so good! That min*laugh*ion “Beatiful handmade Mongolian batte mask, estimated to be from the 11th century, price from hmmm 700 – 2000 hmm that looks like someone’s kid would bring home from kindergarten. And you would immediately throw it in the thrash, and punch the child, for wasting human space. “Lil tat i did, contact me for prices rates go from 150 to a thousand!” THOUSAND THAT’S A GREAT PRICE! *laugh* *laugh* Who made this? I want it ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED WHAT A DE-*laugh*AL!! Wow, what a beautiful painting. I sure wonder what the price is. It must be just a couple thousand. A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED? WHAT? I’M BUYING IT RIGHT NOW! Okay everyone, place your bet how much you think this is price. Let me know in the comments down below. That’s right, you all guessed it right. TWENTY THOUSAND *laugh* That’s susteel! I wasn’t gonna buy this before, when it’s was 550, but now it’s 475! My god! Reptile baby. “Reptile baby re-created by myself Serious inquiries only” *laugh* You know what? I’m gonna buy myself a reptile baby. I have 40 bucks to spare. And i’m you know, i don’t care what haters are saying. i’m streaming myself with a REPTILE BABY! Thank you guys for watching these delusional artists with me. And as of course: me not delusional artist, me phenomenal artist which you can tell by my art. Which i’m i’ma- now i’m gonna sell, for the great price of 2.000 it’s up on ebay. So you can buy it. For the low price of very little. Smash like, subscribe, and remember: check out merch. Oh it’s a little cold in here. Oh what’s that? Oh. Epic Merch! Last day today boys (and gurls?>:). Last day, it’s now or never. Check out the merch. *burp* Bye What?! You never played Tuber Simulator? pffsth. You know it’s fun, right? I’m not supposed to give my opinion, but give it a try. And then you can tell me if it’s good or not. Not convinced yet? Okay. I’ll cut you a deal. The game is available, for free. And that’s a great price! *Tuber Simulator music*

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “I will retouch your photos ($5000) – Delusional Artists #39 [REDDIT REVIEW]

  1. Alissa Dieteman says:

    honestly I was scared I was charging too much on my own artwork, but this made me feel so much better lmaoooo

  2. Teej Andres says:

    "I bet you can't afford to look homeless." x'D

  3. Hugenia Cooney says:

    Wait, if that mong hole battle mask is from around the 11th century, how can you pay extra for it to be signed by the artist? Can this woman raise the dead? That or she’s full of shit

  4. PerchPerkins96 says:

    1/5 of a dollar. That’s a whole 5c savings!!!

  5. Skylar Paige says:

    what is this background music

  6. devil's favorite daughter says:

    At 10:28 Cat and banana paint
    Pewdiepie: one hundred two hundred!!!
    Me: triggered!!!!!

  7. 청포도사탕 says:

    The fact that thumbnail says it's $500 but title says $5000

  8. Inkhao Huang says:

    It cost more than the chair😱

  9. Syd Birkbeck says:

    I don't think that's a cigarette

  10. thegrassmonster says:

    500 bucks for nightmares or pewdiepie chair

  11. 80% toaster says:


  12. Boda Cious says:

    Felix is an amazing artist,

    We should draw sometime.

  13. Ly Liz says:

    I have amazing quality camera!
    Still looks kinda blurry

  14. The wafflest waffle says:

    The subtitles are great

  15. Charlie Miller says:

    cat no like banana is the best portrait ever

  16. HappyClam17 says:

    6:46 fun fact my friend painted this on her calculator for an entire night instead of studying for exams

  17. Vylet Vallie says:


    Jungkook wore that in red

    Google it I'm serious

  18. Vylet Vallie says:

    I'm a 12 year old drawer (I've been here since I was nine so I count as a nine year old) and I have such a phobia of selling my art I'm not doing it till in college

  19. It’s me queen says:

    10 add

  20. Salmah Railoun says:


  21. Pompel says:

    yogscast at 6:00

  22. Paul Edwards says:

    I feel like most of these are just jokes. Like the mask was for sure something the poster's kid brought home from art class, and they posted it on reddit to be 'funny.'

  23. SunFlower says:

    So is it $5000 or $500???

  24. Oscar Ponce says:

    te copias de rubius jajaja xd

  25. Naief Alromi says:

    picasso was the first delusional artist

  26. Joe_mana says:

    Felix: I got a better camera!!
    Color correction: am I a joke to you?!

  27. Jacob Robert Desio says:

    Squidwards painting is lit

  28. Cri Lune says:

    Remember when the chair was red?

  29. Cri Lune says:

    If I order the chair will it be orange?

  30. Souhel Daneyl says:

    Omg i wanted to write 20000 and it's the right price

  31. A M says:

    Omg he is about to hit 100 subs

  32. gabril henriqu says:

    youtuber men bro top broder

  33. gabril henriqu says:

    brasil 2019 bolsonaro mito

  34. 1k subs wit No vids says:

    Pewdiepie=Sorrow tv

  35. Sospicion says:

    You mean every French "artist" ever?

  36. uncripted says:

    You know that alex jones is a right wonger and he is making fun of modern art right

  37. Gracie Butler says:

    "I bet you can't afford to look homeless" had me WEAK! 😂😂

  38. Jeenim Flores says:

    Don't mind me just rewatching some old videos now that Felix and Marzia are finally married..

  39. Melissa Fiske says:

    10:30 water sheep??????????? He is from the future

  40. Josef Frühauf says:

    “The artist is a creator of beautiful things” – Oscar Wilde

  41. Kitten Gaming says:

    Felix: I adopted a baby! 😀
    Marzia: OMG RLLY?
    Felix: YAH A REPTILE BABY! 😀
    ~Door slams~

  42. G31M1 says:

    10:48 I guessed 2000 and I thought that was ridiculously high already…

  43. Dragon Queen says:

    "now we can all agree, lets never be creative again!"

  44. Zeke Korte says:

    look at the shading at the top in 6:04

  45. Kaizerin Nijhar says:

    Meh : This makes Johnny bravo butt artist the best artist of all time

  46. Cyprus Editing says:


  47. Itz_ GalaxyFam says:

    Felix in the thumbnail
    Makes my sister explode

  48. Milo The Angel says:

    Reddit user: my school paid for this horrible painting on wall
    Me, an unpaid artist who painted two murals for my school that took me months to do each one: well ain’t this just a sob

  49. Arise and thrive for the 14 says:

    Iactually want cat and banana on my wall…

  50. Shannon Harris says:

    ‘£20,000 that’s a steal!’
    Me looking at PewDiePie merch

  51. Kitty Kat says:

    So we're not gonna talk about Hitler's painting at the beginning of the vid? Ok….

  52. Emily Warlick says:

    7:12 I don’t understand

  53. tehpolk says:

    I like the cat and banana

  54. Geography and Cars TV says:


  55. Grainne B says:

    wait y u lowkey doing the monika pose (from doki doki) in the thumbnail

  56. Simon Väcklén says:

    omg I said 20 000$ as a joke and the painting costed that

  57. The VCK says:

    I don’t get the first one

  58. Lars Gothica says:

    7:13 at risk of sounding pretentious, I've taken a couple years of photography class, and this photo is actually very badly done. The subject is interesting, but the exposure, saturation, and composition, are just not good. A week long photography class could teach someone far more than this "artist"s ability lmao

  59. Anthony Brubaker says:

    is Pewds wearing a Rolex?

  60. Nandiqo says:

    Omgod mongolia

  61. chicken wings stan girl says:

    1:08 I don't get what's wrong with this one looks fine to me.

  62. Archie Stevens says:

    still pretty bad


  63. Simon s says:

    Selling myself, £5000. Some people can’t afford

  64. Rasmus Hagen Haffgaard 09A Regnbueskolen says:

    196 966 Svenske kroner

  65. Cameron Schlesinger says:

    I'm honestly applying for art school while watching this. Felt kinda iffy about my portfolio and it was really making me anxious. I don't feel so bad anymore

  66. S. Kenzig says:

    Bahahaha… I was watching the playlist of the Reddit videos (in the background while I was cleaning my room)… My brother just walked in and looked at the TV and asked why I was watching Aaron Carter do a bad accent 😂🤣😂. Love you Felix!

  67. The man to scared to get a tattoo says:

    these poor people…

  68. Al C says:

    Anyone else drawing while watching this

  69. Emily Mcbride says:

    pffft pewds you cant just edit in thighs and expect up to believe you

  70. Dylan Hammond says:

    11:08 I think Pucci needs this back

  71. Light Blessing says:

    No one:
    YouTube: here

  72. funkyironman69 says:

    Cat and Banana is actually kind of cool

  73. Ammon stringham says:

    7:31 looks like chonky luke from jesse

  74. Mystery Of Autistics PRODUCTIONS says:

    The funny thing is, is that he's actually not bad at editing.

  75. Dave Martin says:

    It's not steampunk if there is transistors.

  76. chloe olson says:

    hi pewteepiy

  77. Exotic Barbs says:

    So sad Richard Gomez was way too late gor this

  78. Ethereal says:

    Im not sure who makes your captions but i wish they would just put what you are saying instead of adding their own commentary. I just want to watch pewds :/

  79. Quinton Krautter says:

    Who made this, i want it. I want it too… for 10$ tho

  80. Nis Jpeg says:

    women with cigarette in orange bath
    kinda aesthetic

  81. Izzy Olsson says:

    Me: That's actually pretty good, like I get why it wasn't good enough to get into art school, but you can appreciate the- wait… isn't that Hitl-

  82. Ignis Solus says:


  83. Kiki Ariciuc says:

    That s what you call stonks

  84. John Fink says:

    I actually like the mattress Springs as wall art

  85. Mrazq Zelen Bob says:

    10:25 this is sum time travel shit right there

  86. leslie tolentino says:

    I just help he looks like Noen Embanks

  87. Scarlett Soulhansson says:

    You looking good today periodt.

  88. MCDerbuss aka Milan says:

    Mattress wallart looks pretty cool actually…

  89. Michael Sotomayor says:

    go to goodwill buy a sweater.. rip the old looking tags off.. rip it up a bit.. add fresh new tags and labels.. bam $2,000

  90. Christian Busse says:

    i think it should be sold for $5 billion

  91. Freeway says:

    7:35 What does this mean? "£20,000 of benefits"

  92. Hezel says:

    Actually a dope shirt

  93. Pandaplayz Gaming says:

    I got a pewdiepie ad during this video

  94. T H I C C boi says:

    that reptile baby is actually cursed

  95. Edward Dupper says:

    Pewdiepie : “smoking a cigarette”

    Me : 🧐

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