Grocery Store Stereotypes

Grocery Store Stereotypes


Oh, my bad. That’s all right. I’ll just go the other way. Oh. Oh. Oh. OK. Here I just need to go– Should I back up? I’m sorry. Oh. Rotate. Where did you find these? Hold on. Hold on. You ready to check out? Oh, yeah. All right. You go left. I go right. Sounds good. We got a short line
four, short line four. How are you doing today, ma’am? Great. How about you? Good, good. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got
a coupon for that. Bail on four. Bail on four. We got a couponer. Dude, head to 13. We’re looking golden over here. I’ll be writing a check today. Bail, bail, bail. We got a check writer. Holy cow, they’re
still couponing. Four is a no-go. I’m not sure. And that’s lunch. No. Man, I am starving– just
got to stick to the list. Oh, oh, what are those? They’re so good. Going to eat that
on the way home. Oh, oh, the cereal aisle! Fight the urge. It’s not worth it. Ah, I can’t help it. Hey, hey, how is it going, man? Doing great. Cotton candy– you know, the
last time I went to the circus, I ate four bags of this stuff. Funny story, I actually
lived next to triplets– –twice. Kind of in a hurry. You know last week,
I was out there a little after-hours mixer
at the Chamber of Commerce. Can I pay yet or no? When was the last time you
went to a white elephant gift exchange? What’s a good number
I can reach you at? Hey, it’s for the grocery store. Hey, how is it going, man? Wow, that’s a pretty good
size pack of gum there. You got some stinky breath? Oh. Weird shape. Ripeness test. Saw this on Pinterest. Yeah. It worked. Wow. Oh. OK. This one expires in a week– hmm, two weeks, not bad. Oh, there’s got to be
something better back here. Sir. Oh, wow, what in the– what are you doing? Just a guy looking
for fresh milk. OK. Well. This one is good till the
beginning of the year. Oh, that’s amazing. Good luck on your endeavors. I appreciate that. It’s not a big deal. People take a lot more than
15 items in the express lane all the time. I only went one over– 16. Holy cow, that guy in
front of me is tall. He can see directly
into my cart. He’s counting. He’s counting my items. Oh my gosh, he just
saw that I got 16. Is that a misdemeanor
or a felony? I just got kids. I don’t want to go to jail. Oh my gosh, he just
told the cash register. Holy cow, he’s
reaching for the phone. Oh, he’s going to call the cops. I got to get out of here. Sweetie, I’m telling you,
I’ve looked on every aisle. They do not have dried
cilantro in this store. I’m looking right by
the ground cinnamon. You know what? It’s right by the cinnamon. Thank you. Two trips– yeah, right. The cavalry has arrived. Nice. You need some help? No. I got it. You sure? Yeah, I’m great. Just tell me which bag
my tapioca pudding is in. Oh, dude, I knew I
forgot something. You know how you get
in there and you just forget what you came for. Oh. Oh, dude, I am so sorry. My gosh. Dadgummit. Dude– You dropped the milk. –why are you just
standing there? Go get towels! Oh, wow. This is my fault? You’re the one that
forgot my tapioca pudding! Hurry up. It’s going to ruin this court! Oh, I’ll show you
ruin the court! Oh, wow. You remembered the eggs. Who am I? You! How about this for
ruining this court! You want a little bit more? Look. Hey, how about this doorjamb? I hope you don’t need
this for anything. Ty, stop! I’ll go back to the store. Stop it! Oh! Hey remember that time
you forgot my pudding? It was right here! That’s permanent! It was just a tapioca pudding! Stop! Oh, it’s so deep. Stop. Stop! We can still fix it. I’m going to need more tape. I don’t even know how
to fix this stuff. Well, I guess we
could play half court. No, no, no, no, no! Woo-hoo. Yee-ha. Woo-hoo. Can I help you? Yeah. Could I get 10 of the
smoked Wisconsin cheddar? 10 pounds?! Slices. You only want 10 slices? 10 wheels. 10 wheels. Yeah. OK. We’re going to need
nine more wheels. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no– blocks. Cancel the nine wheels
of Gouda, because we’re going to need some more cheese. Free samples– one per customer. Oh, no, one per customer. Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you meant– Wow. –one meat and one cheese. I didn’t even– Yeah. –know they had– Oh. –samples here at this store. What would you say
would be the best one? What’s the name of this stuff? Never mind. We’re good. Thanks. Morning. Hi, could I interest
you in a cart? No. I’m good. How about a basket? Just grabbing one thing. Thanks. Oh. I don’t need it anyway. Oh, it’s the dreaded cold aisle. I just got to get
to the Go-Gurt. What’s up guys? Thanks for watching. If you’re not already a
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Dereck Turner

66 thoughts on “Grocery Store Stereotypes

  1. Dude Perfect says:

    β–Ί Thanks for watching guys!
    β–Ί Which Stereotype should we do next?

  2. MN Fredette says:

    LOL! WATCH 3:40

  3. Greta .H says:

    My mom checkes the expiration date of the milk too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. Sanapaw Cip says:

    I am a cart rider

  5. Remy Frymire says:

    1:30 who buys a single banana

  6. Lordofthunder531 says:

    You guys need to stop wasting stuff we are in climate change

  7. Selav is the best says:

    Why would you break your court instead of a different thing

  8. Pink Leaf says:

    Messed up a whole basketball court

  9. peep Gregory-Potter says:

    Anyone else the hungry

  10. Tobias Mintkeski says:

    Do airplane stereotypes please

  11. betotrono says:

    uhhh they really committed to that ruin the basketball court gag

  12. Karthik A Nair says:

    It is a copy from a video of 5 minutes craft

  13. Sarah E.S. says:

    3:08 you're lying if you didnt look for the cilantro when he said that

  14. Leek Leek says:

    The Rage πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜‚

  15. Leek Leek says:

    & Mr.cartless πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this too classic

  16. Jong Hing Goh says:

    I hv a question:

    HoW oN eArTh DiD tHeY FiX tHe cOuRt

  17. artists basics for beginners! with leo says:

    I wonder if the floor was fixed

  18. Jeff Joey Fries says:

    This whole vid is what I always do at the grocery store.

  19. Lucy Rosas says:

    Cody says what are those

  20. Nathan So says:

    How will you play basketball afterthe rage monster?

  21. Carmen Trance says:

    4 Square

  22. K-dog says:

    1:10
    When you fail NNN

  23. Jatin Rao says:

    6:10 what happened to Kars when he got launched into space…

  24. PriimeYT says:

    I would be ,,freezer freakout" and ,,the cart rider"

  25. Expo says:

    I’m frustrated that they ruined a perfectly fine court

  26. Kxngsergent says:

    Like me if u want anime/naruto stereotypes

  27. Nolan Moore says:

    School

  28. Kaitlynn Sessler says:

    Who else’s thinks everyone would be terrible at the rage monster

  29. BigYeeter 6969 says:

    They ruined a gym floor, FOR THIS!? worth it!

  30. Mustafa 750 says:

    Almost to 50mill subs!!!!!!

  31. Abhijna 21 says:

    It’s 🀣 so funny

  32. Discompard VLOGS says:

    when ty broke the basketball court, that hurts me

  33. elon muskular says:

    Lol a gallon of milk seems so much and why are the eggs white in America

  34. Survival -Lias says:

    Halt dich bedeckt

  35. Survival -Lias says:

    Halt dich bedeckt

  36. Survival -Lias says:

    Halt dich bedeckt

  37. Geovani Roque says:

    This was so hilarious

  38. Geovani Roque says:

    Make thanksgiving stereotypes

  39. qew likes poptarts says:

    i like poptarts

  40. Braydyn Miller says:

    hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Lil Luke says:

    Lik if you saw the milk πŸ˜…

  42. Viligee Gaming says:

    Rage monster is always my fav.

  43. Tristan Devin says:

    3:28 is the start of raging monster

  44. Hayley Parr says:

    I work at a grocery store and all of this is true

  45. digolin 777 diegolon fornite minecraft swag says:

    Rage Monster's the Best part!!

  46. Rachit Ghosh says:

    2.05 Does he not realize the is a trolley open right next to him??

  47. KBS SpaceKiller says:

    I am mr expiration

  48. Dylan Rubet says:

    When you break your stuff how do you feel

  49. Gina Erickson says:

    You are so funny Tyler aka rage. Monster

  50. Jordan Gauger says:

    H-E-B for the win!

  51. Edward Workman says:

    How many people just come for rage monster defenitly not me…

  52. Luca Giuffra says:

    What was the worst rage monster?

  53. 4HYPE FRUGI says:

    2:27 still wondering how

  54. World Fish Cutting says:

    Please choose any school stereotypes if you agree!

  55. Shekell Elie says:

    U need to relax

  56. YEE EET says:

    DUDE PRODUCE INSPECTOR IS MY DAD

  57. Abel Anbarasan says:

    I hate the way he wastes food….

  58. Eli Ferrell says:

    Candy store stereotype

  59. Noah Shin says:

    Fortnite stereotypes

  60. Mitch K says:

    As a grocery man, to our customers, we love all of you, and hate you too.

  61. Carissa Cooley says:

    you should do a stereotypes of cleaning your room

  62. TheCommandBlockMinecart says:

    This is literally my parents.
    Like, no joking

  63. Teeranop Kingputtapong says:

    Rage monster is so nonsense

  64. SFG bros says:

    I'm the cart rider

  65. Fernando Salinas says:

    Do morning steroetypes

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