Every Classroom Sketch Ever – Key & Peele

Every Classroom Sketch Ever – Key & Peele


– If one of y’all says
some silly ass name, this whole class is
gon’ feel my wrath. Now, De-nice. – Do you mean Denise? – Son of a bitch.
(clipboard cracks) ♪ I want ya ♪ ♪ But I don’t need ya ♪
(school bell rings) (kids chatting) (door thuds) – I am your substitute. Mr. Nostrand. But that might as
well say no-nonsense, because I do not play. Now today will not be a day off. In fact today, you
will work harder than– (fart squeals) (kids laugh) – [Male Student] Somebody
call a code brown up in here. – [Student] See you
later Mr. Poop-strand. (school bell rings) – All right listen up y’all, I’m y’all’s substitute
teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20
years in the inner city, so don’t even think
about messin’ with me. Y’all feel me? ‘Kay. Let’s take roll here. Jay-quelin. Where’s Jay-quelin at? No Jay-quelin here? (clears throat) Yeah. – Uh, do you mean Jacqueline? – Okay. So that’s how it’s gon’ be. Y’all wanna play. Okay, then. I got my eye on you, Jay-quelin. Buh-lockay. Where is Buh-lockay at? No Buh-lockay here today? Yes sir. – My name’s Blake. – Are you outta
yo’ goddamn mind? Blake? What? Do you wanna go to
war, Buh-lockay? – No. – ‘Cause we could go to war. – [Blake] No. – I’m for real. I’m for real. So you better check yourself. De-nice. Is there a De-nice. If one of y’all says
some silly ass name, this whole class is
gon’ feel my wrath. Now, De-nice. – Do you mean Denise? – Son of a bitch.
(clipboard cracks) You say your name
right, right now. – Denise. – [Mr. Garvey] Say it right. – Denise.
– Correctly. Right.
– Denise. Denise.
– Right. – De-nice. – That’s better, thank you. Now, A-A-ron. Where are you? Where is A-A-ron right now? No A-A-ron, huh? Well you better be sick,
dead, or mute, A-A-ron. – Here. Oh, man. – Why didn’t you answer me
the first time I said it, huh? – Huh? – I’m just, y’know,
I just asking you, I said it like four times, so why didn’t you say it the
first time I said A-A-ron? – Because it’s pronounced Aaron? – Son of a bitch! (equipment clatters) Ya done messed up, A-A-ron! Now take yo’ ass on down to O-shag-hennessy’s
office right now, and tell him exactly
what you did. – Who? – O-shag-hennessy. – Principal O’Shaughnessy? – Get out of my
goddamn classroom before I break my
foot off in your ass! Insubordinate. And churlish. Tim-o-thee. – Pre-sent. – Thank you. (pencil scribbling)
(school bell rings) – The right triangle’s
longest side is called the hypotenuse,
and it’s this side here. See, the longest one.
– Hey. I wish I were high on potenuse. (laughing) – I wish I was high on potenuse. (everybody laughs) – Okay, okay okay. Mr. Morrison’s very
funny, it’s very funny, but let’s get back
to the lesson. Now if you can see,
the longest one, where it goes from this point to that point.
– That was my joke. (muffled speaking)
– I know man, that was hilarious. – [Teacher] Of a triangle. I’ve labeled them
here, A, B, and C. (muffled speaking)
– No, but I mean, I said that. I said it. I said it. I said that. – Please, please, Mr. Jackson, keep your comments to yourself. Thank you. (sighs) Now, the
hypotenuse, it– (all laughing) Mr. Morrison, you really
got me on that one. Ugh, so great. Oh, oh, Principal
Martel, Principal Martel, come here, come here, come here. Tell Principal Martel
what you said, Troy. – Oh, you, she was talkin’
’bout the hypotenuse, and I said, I wish I
was high on potenuse. (all laughing) I’m sorry. He likes it. Principal Martel’s cool. – Oh-ho-ho, that’s,
that’s very funny. – Principal Martel, Principal
Martel, I said that. – Mr. Jackson, that is enough. – But I said it first. – Oh, Mr. Iglesias, Mr.
Iglesias, yes, come in, come in. (all gasping) – Yeah. What’s up, peoples? – Fluffy. – Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is touring the
local schools today for a charity he’s working on. Tell him what you said,
tell him what you said. – Dude, um, I wish I
was high on potenuse. (all laughing) I said it like that. – Oh my god. That is clever. That is clever, very funny. Very funny.
– No, no. – Right? Thanks, thanks.
– No, wait wait, Mr. Iglesias, Mr. Iglesias,
I’m your biggest fan. That was my joke. – You know, it’s not
really cool, buddy, to take credit for
other people’s jokes. Ay listen, funny stuff. I’m doin’ this big
tour right now. You wanna see about maybe, we
could talk about you opening? I need an opener. – Uh, um, sure. – What do you
think, is that okay? Yeah?
– Of course, of course. – Huh, what? (all muttering) – Talent, man.
– Hey, it’s nice to meet you, thanks so much. – Look like a Richard
Pryor, get over here, man. Come on. – Richard Pryor! – He deserved it. All right, so across
from the longest side is a 90 degree angle. – Good thing I’ve got
a 90 degree dangle. – Joe, stop it! You will never be Troy! – Why are you
tryna be like Troy? Dick. – Et tu, nerdy girl? – Heh-heh.
– So, the hypotenu– (all burst out laughing) – What the (beep) is going on? – I’m gonna piss my pants. I’m gonna piss my
pants right here. Oh my god. (pencil scribbling)
(school bell rings) – [Mr. Garvey] I’m gon’
take a li’l roll here. Jay-quelin. – Here. – [Mr. Garvey] You are present. Buh-lockay. – Right here. – [Mr. Garvey] Uh-huh. De-nice. – Here. – [Mr. Garvey] Good. Jes-seeka. Thank you. – Mr. Garvey. – What is it A-A-ron? – Some of us need to leave
a few minutes early today. – Oh. Oh is that so? – Mm-hm. – And what, pray tell, is the reason for
this premature exodus? – Yearbook photos. Um, we have to leave
15 minutes early to meet up with our clubs. (laughs) – All right, you know what? That might work with
other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner
city for over 20 years. Now y’all wanna
leave my class early so y’all can go
meet up at the club. Ain’t none of y’all old
enough to go to the damn club! Ridiculous. – Mr. Garvey? – God, son of a bitch!
(clipboard cracks) Did I st-t-t-t-t-tutter? – Just then? Yes. – I’ma throw you out
that goddamn window. What, Jay-quelin? – Mr. Garvey, we’re
telling the truth, we have clubs at this school, we have clubs for
special interests. – Okay, I see, so
y’all wanna play. Y’all wanna play, yeah okay,
we gon’ play little games. Fine, I’ll play. I’m more than happy to
play some games with y’all. Anyone who’s in a
club, stand yo’ ass up. Uh-huh, oh yup, there it is. There it is, the usual suspects. What the hell club are
you in, Jay-quelin? – Future Leaders of America. – Okay, okay. How would you know if you gon’
be a leader in the future? Is there a Stargate
in yo’ bedroom? Can you travel through
time, Jay-quelin? – No. – Then sit the flip down! Buh-lockay, I don’t,
here’s the thing, I don’t even know why I’m
’bout to ask you this. Buh-lockay, what
club are you in? – I’m part of the Spanish Club. – Sp, this, you about as
Spanish as Riahn Seacrest, wit’ ya big ass
Fraggle Rock hair. How ’bout you, De-nice? – I’m in the Chess Club. – Uh, I’m sorry sweetheart,
you are not in the chest club. The mosquito bite club, maybe. – (sighs) That’s hurtful. – Truthful. There he is. A-A-ron. – [Aaron] Hey. – What club are you in? – I’m the president of the
Glee Club, why do I talk. – The Glee Club? (screams)
(equipment clatters) Like they gon’ have a club
dedicated to a TV show! Take yo’ ass to
O-shag-hennessy’s
office right now, before I bust a
club up in ya butt. – Okay. – Go! – Okay, I’m gonna go. – Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable. – [Principal O’Shaughnessy]
This is Principal O’Shaughnessy. Students please report
to the gymnasium for your club photos. – Fake announcement. Now does anybody in
here have a valid reason for leaving this classroom? Tim-o-thee. – I gotta go pick
up my daughter. – You’re excused.
(pencil scribbling) (school bell rings) – All right everybody just,
(students muttering) let’s settle down. Settle in, and
like just totally, let’s get our math on, okay? All right guys, so. (kids laughing) Yeah, oh. (laughs) All right Jimmy, somebody’s
got a little extra energy from phys ed, right? Yeah. – Ah. – Jimmy, buddy, hey
buddy let’s, okay, it’s just, let’s
knock it off, okay? (book thuds)
(kids laugh) Okay. (laughs) (mocking speaking) You got me, he got
me, right guys? Jimmy, dude, all right,
let’s take our seat. (laughs) That’s
great, that’s great. That’s great.
– Boop beep boop, boop bip.
– Very good, bravo, Jimmy, I’m just
gonna, you guys can clap. (goofy laughing)
(students applaud) That was awesome. Oh, and I thank you, I, I thank you for the
entertainment, man. – Oh. (mocking ticking) – Jimmy.
(kids laughing) No, let’s go man. Hey buddy. I don’t wanna harsh
your vibe man but– – Ah, eureka. – I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re really pushing
my buttons now, Jimmy. – Beep boop boop
ooh ee ee ee ooh. (kids laughing)
– You’re drivin’ me crazy, man. (mocks racecar whooshing)
(tongue clicking) (voice vibrating) That’s enough. You want me to write
your name on the board? (kids laughing) – Ah! (mumbling) – Okay Jimmy, do you want
me to call Principal Martel? That would not be
bitchin’, would it? (mocking biting nails) Okay. You know what Jimmy,
you know what? Why don’t you come up and
teach the class, man, hm? Wouldn’t that be awesome? – Moi? – Yeah, come on up. Okay, guess, no, and then you
know what I’m gonna do Jimmy? I’ll just sit here,
how ’bout that Jimmy? And then we can all watch
how you’re being disruptive. (mumbling)
(kids laughing) Oh I see, that’s
supposed to be me. Right. All right Jimmy, okay, I see,
I get it’s supposed to be me. It’s time to be John, Jimmy. Don’t you dare
Jimmy, what’re you? (scissors click) (kids laugh) Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? (screaming) Well this is you Jimmy! (scream mumbling) I’m you Jimmy. (yelling) (desk clattering) How ’bout that Jimmy, huh? Oh, I’m gonna slap
five, gimme five. Give, gimme five. (hands slapping) Huh? How ’bout that, huh? That’s you Jimmy. I’m Jimmy, I’m Jimmy. And I need attention. Yeah, I’m Jimmy. Ah, I’m Jimmy, ah, look here. (mumbling) That’s the funniest
thing that ever happened in the whole world! I’m Jimmy, I want attention,
wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. I’m Jimmy, I’m Jimmy. (mocking wiggling) – Mr. Fryer. – Principal Martel. No, what? No, no no no no. No it was Jimmy. It was Jimmy, Principal
Martel, no, Jimmy. (grunts) It was Jimmy! It was Jimmy! It was Jimmy! (students cheer) – [All] Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. (muffled chanting)
(dramatic music) (muffled cheering)

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “Every Classroom Sketch Ever – Key & Peele

  1. Vanessa Taylor says:

    Are u outa your god damn mind? “BlAaAkE,” what??

  2. Jeung Khawla says:

    I didn’t get the joke 4:25
    Anybody can help me ???
    I have a broken English that why

  3. Megashira 04 says:

    Mr. Garver:
    Are you outta ya gadamn mind???
    Do you, wanna go to war Belak'e?
    Blake: No..
    Cuz WE could.. go to war.
    Blake: No.

    Mr. Garver:
    Im fo Real…………..Im fo Real.

  4. Ged Agnors says:

    14:53 "Yes, we can!"

  5. CashMoneyMorrow says:

    Y'all dudes be afraid to moan… I'm in my girl ear like 13:26

  6. skdsfhjk says:

    Insubordinate… and churlish 😂

  7. Upyours 75 says:

    oh we fighten cause I AIN'T GONNA LET NO PUNK STEAL MY JOKE & GETS TO HANG OUT WITH THE GABRIEL IGLESIAS!?!? >:(

  8. Awkwardtunity says:

    The one about jimmy is not an exaggeration. I work at a middle school, just in the kitchen. I only see kids for about three hours total. I can’t imagine being a teacher. I’m sure it’s different for every school, but at mine there is ZERO discipline. These kids don’t get in trouble for anything. So there are a lot of Jimmy’s running around, and I bet every once and a while a teacher has a nervous breakdown.

  9. Jithin Jacob says:

    Actually, a Stargate is not for time travel. So, the reference was actually wrong. Unless, they meant it that way …

  10. Q&A BOYZ says:

    They could have just let it go

  11. Bhaskar Gandavabi says:

    You’ll never be Troy!!!

  12. Bhaskar Gandavabi says:

    You are not old enough to be in clubs

  13. Muted says:

    13:55 had me DEAAAAAAAAAAAD

  14. Aegon Adie says:

    I just wanto meet denaise!

  15. DavyDave1313 says:

    these are SO GOOD but i cannot watch them all at once. Hurts my soul

  16. Ben Wood says:

    "I do not play"

  17. Ma Angl says:

    Why everytime i hear aaron pronounce, A-A-ron but blake i hear he pronounce balake or its just me

  18. Christiano Naranjo says:

    BALAKE

  19. Sebastian Barber says:

    A ARON

  20. Alastor Radio Demon says:

    IIIIIIMM JIMMYYY IIIIIMMMM JIMMMYYY

  21. Nick VanderMeyden says:

    7:22 "Et tu, Nerdy Girl?"

    haha way to throw in a reference to the assassination of Julius Caesar in the middle of a comedy sketch!!!

  22. Bogalusa Flirt says:

    I love that episode that was funny list of Williams🎓 lost his job😂 damn Jimmy😭

  23. ayu nuri says:

    Weird

  24. Sun & Moon says:

    14:54 American Schools in a Nutshell

  25. Marquis Bean says:

    14:15

  26. i.e.m. says:

    u wanna go to war Ballakee!!

  27. Lisa Zao says:

    My favorite sketch, the roll calling. I laugh every time no matter how many times I’ve seen it.

  28. Kevin Robertson says:

    son of a BCH😂😂

  29. Adarsh Kumar says:

    Please make more videos in this series!!!!

  30. Damion Suarez says:

    How about key and peele in a actual classroom in a real school.

  31. TraeSomedays says:

    I liked 90 dangle

  32. Colossus Titan says:

    You will NEVER be Troy

  33. Colossus Titan says:

    I never noticed before at 6:13 that Key doesn't even know who Gabriel Iglesias is LMAO!! That hurts even worse ahahaha

  34. enkadu007 says:

    Ole dnice done but on some weight

  35. SirDistic says:

    I can't unsee that teacher's dead tooth.

  36. Noeum Din says:

    Lol he said Aaron right just A-A-RON. LMAO!! HE SNAP

  37. been the goat 21 says:

    “Good thing I got a ninety degree dangle”😭😭😭💀

  38. Joseph Stalin says:

    Its all fun and games til the white kid reaches for his bag

  39. nicole monrue says:

    Nostrand ave is the street right next to me lol

  40. Chuck's Stuff says:

    Piss on Fluffy. Dudes a joke taker

  41. jaja says:

    Jimmy got a good teacher fired.

  42. Chris Hamsome says:

    You done messed up A-a-ron! Insubordinate and churlish!!!

  43. Zooshee Studio says:

    Not sure why they felt like they needed a hot clips opening to key and peele sketches.

  44. Axel Holy says:

    Key's timing is so good

  45. ExpoGamingTv says:

    A-Aron

  46. Fenrir Unbound says:

    I almost started crying on the "GIMME FIVE" part LMAO

  47. James Ofori says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂A Aron What?
    Balaake I can't stand it

  48. Deacon Hartzenberg says:

    the beef against Joe is real……….hahahahah 😀

  49. Deacon Hartzenberg says:

    Legend has it that Jimmy caused over a dozen of teachers to lose their jobs……….

  50. Red Neck says:

    De-nice is nice

  51. Mangekyo Sharingan says:

    LMAO that roll call killed me im crying

  52. Bonny Bonny says:

    Its people like Jimmy you will find as a manager in a big ass family owned business; being an a$$hole all f***ng day!!!. Life sometimes is just plain unfair.

  53. Elliot Byrom says:

    timOthy..

    Pre-sent

  54. The Peach-O-Show says:

    So in this school there are multiple teachers and students that look identical

  55. Travis Lloyd says:

    Imagine being one of the actors who played 'A- A ron, or D nice' everywhere they go now, "hey, it's A-Aron from key peele!" now they flip out and manifest a clipboard to break. Such a good show, that transfers to real life everyday I say something from this show and that's an impact. #love #laugh #live #clipboardsponsorship #realannouncement.

  56. MJ Jarvis says:

    Coach Hines is PISSED!!!
    tuggernutz4life!

  57. Walter Stone says:

    I actually get why his name is Mr Garvey!

  58. BrendanDraws2020 says:

    13:58

  59. Loza says:

    Poor a a ron 😂

  60. Uncle Creepy says:

    Why does Mr. Garvey say his own name right?

  61. Uncle Creepy says:

    The hypotenuse one was the hardest one to watch.

  62. Kris Edmonds says:

    A-aron (the character) really played his part

  63. saurabh raj says:

    Vertebrae system in Chemistry lab

  64. saurabh raj says:

    Fluffy 😱

  65. jaymzOG says:

    Here's a tidbit: there is a random shitty edit when he breaks the clipboard in the starting D-Nice clip.

  66. Dr.Drake Ramoray says:

    “Insubordinate and chirlish”

  67. Doomsday Orange says:

    Jimmy is the reason school shootings happen

  68. احمد ودعاء Ahmed & Doaa says:

    What (tim o thee) mean?

  69. Your Angel says:

    A-Aron

  70. killzone3234 says:

    OH YEAAH?
    OHHH YEAAAAHHHH?
    OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?
    OHHHH YAAAAAAAAH AAAAHHHH
    WELL THIS IS YOUUUU JIMMMYYY

  71. Max Buchholz says:

    Sit the flip down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  72. Ralph Afroilan says:

    G I M M E 5

  73. Albina Ghimire says:

    A A ron : I am the president of the glee club. Why did i talk? 😂

  74. ThreatLVL_ 100 says:

    I want a tv show about mr garby becoming a teacher there😂😂😂

  75. Red Bowl says:

    "Bllaake"

  76. GraceMade says:

    Mayn yall been done did it!!!

  77. Orlando Hub says:

    I wanna see a sketch where Mr. Garvey becomes a substitute of Jimmy’s class.

  78. JR Reed says:

    That’s Mr Garvey, he’s covered WARS ya know!

  79. W͓̽i͓̽n͓̽t͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ͓̽ F͓̽a͓̽l͓̽l͓̽s͓̽ says:

    🤣 Jimmy wtf

  80. Ian says:

    Bro Jimmy had me on the floor

  81. Jake says:

    The “chest club” 😂

  82. Bonooo says:

    O' shaq Hennessy, this shit got me deaad😂😂😂😂

  83. Cypress City Comics says:

    YOU WILL NEVER BE TROY!!!!! 😂💀😂😂💀😂

  84. Beaner Dreamer says:

    You wanna go to war b lackeh 😆

  85. Reager 397 says:

    OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!! 😂

  86. rivers jewell says:

    FLUFFY

  87. Mario Rodriguez says:

    "that was my joke…" dead inside

  88. Bangtan Boys says:

    Brooo the way he walked out after farting is gold, that one is the funniest

  89. Bangtan Boys says:

    8:59 that part is so funny I literally rewinded like ten times

  90. Elijah Johnson says:

    If we made a joke about pot we’d have iss for a week

  91. Elijah Johnson says:

    On the hypotonus one the math problems there doing I’m doing now in 8th grade I think they failed a few grades

  92. Jumpy Mango says:

    Memories..

  93. Doggo Griff says:

    3:02 U can see the cut in the wood xD

  94. Norlan Cruz says:

    "gimme 5" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

  95. Saffy says:

    I enjoy how in the High on Potenuse skit that the person who took credit for the joke is just writing on his green folder

  96. Jacob Manak says:

    JIMMY=POPEYE

  97. Tae'Jaun Dre4mz Gonzalez says:

    9:32 did you travel through time Jakquilin 😭😂😭😂😂 i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i lost it

  98. Timothy Barrett says:

    PREsent

  99. Jose Rivera says:

    I love the part when the teacher says how long they've been teaching.Cuz teachers will ALWAYS say stuff like this, but when they start messing up, OH BOY WHAT A DAY!!!

  100. Derek Nash says:

    11:33 some saliva comes out of his mouth.

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