Christmas Stereotypes

Christmas Stereotypes


CHRISTMAS!!! MOM! DAD! WAKE UP! [Screaming] SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! WAKE UP! AHH IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME! This has got to be my least favorite Christmas tradition. [Photo Click] Well, you got your photo, I hope Facebook explodes. Heh…Don’t tag me, please. It’s almost go time, okay?? You’re too old to cry this year. Remember, what’s your line? Santa, I want a tracker boat for Christmas. You got it? Okay. Hey, let’s do this. [Crying] [Crying] Merry Christmas. All right, this one is from Uncle Dave. Oh! All right! New grill spatula! Guessing I should go ahead and open mine from Uncle Dave. Got a killer deal: 3 for 20! Oh, nice–wait, 3? Oh, Andrew hasn’t opened his yet. Oh ho! Nice! [Celebrating] Kristin, remember: We’re trying to save that wrapping paper for next year. Got it. [Shouting, rock music playing in background] Trying to be so careful right now. Yeah, you have to. [Continued Shouting] So close! I can almost see what this is now. [Even more shouting] 6 hours!? I mean it’s a trampoline and a basketball goal! [Metal Clanking] I don’t need this! They must’ve given me like 4 trampolines in this box! That $25 fully assemble fee ain’t sounding too shabby right now. [Ruffling Noise] [Creaking Sound] (Kicks Box) *Ruff* [Rattling Noise] Dude, Ty, what are you doing? (Drops Box) [Loud Shatter Noise] Hey! What are you doing over there!? It’s dad! [Plastic Bag Noise] Ok ya’ll, throw me your trash! [Paper hitting Cody noises] All right, let’s try, and make it in the bag, okay, wow. I thought we were keeping bows! Was that this year, or was that last year, I never remember. [Shopping Cart Noise] [Muffled Clothes Sound] [Hanger Noise] [Heavenly Choir Sound] Stan, John, Jony, Johnny, JP, Amanda, Coby, Tyler, Garrett… and anyone else I forgot! All right kiddos, this is from Uncle Coby, ya’ll are up next! [Coby Chuckling] Okay, this is good! [Ripping Noise] Last year, he got you a hammer. *Gasp* [Kids Screaming] HE GOT A PUPPY! [Coby laughing] IT’S A PUPPY! YES! Dad, what should we name him? I don’t know, maybe like a modern name, like Temporary? How about Oliver? Yeah, Oliver! Guys, that’s so good!. Woah! A lightsaber! That’s awesome! Mom always gives the best toys. All right from Mom to me… Oh! A belt… This is kind of a transition year for you. You know, everything can’t be a toy. You know, everything can’t be a toy. [Tyler sobbing] It’s a good practical year. Thanks, Mom and Dad, thanks. Does anybody have a pocket knife? Yep.
[Knives whooshing] Thanks. -Yes!
-Aww… Alright boys, you have to get all four of these right, or the girls win. Hey, it’s a dial-in, here we go. Timer! Anytime a bell rings an angel gets– It’s a Wonderful Life! Nice! Welcome to the party, pal! Oh! Die Hard–probably not a Christmas movie. Debatable, we’ll talk ’bout it after. [Scream] Home Alone! Nice! Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad! Heh, thanks Mr. Narwhal. I love smiling! Smiling’s my favourite! Are you kidding– You smell like beef and cheese, you sit on a throne of lies! Son of a nutcracker! [Buzzer Sound] AHH! Girls win! Woooo!!! ELF! I’ve never seen it. Are you serious Clare? Oh I know that one! Christmas vacation! IT’S TOO LATE! IT’S. TOO. LATE. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! BLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! [Smashing Noise]
[Glass Shattering] [Smashing Noise] WAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! [Silverware Clattering] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! [Glass Breaking] [Loud Thump, Tree Cracking] AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! [Sudden Stop] That would be a little bit too far. By the way, if you’ve got your nativity set up like this, technically it’s not Biblically correct. The Wiseman weren’t actually here yet. They were still traveling. Anyways, (rage monster) BLEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! [Shouting Again] [TV being smashed] [Plastic Crumpling] Waaauuuugh! PUT IT OUT! 𝘖𝘞! 𝘐𝘛’𝘚 𝘚𝘖 𝘏𝘖𝘛!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t see a name here…This is to Dad from Mom…and.. yeah, there is no name tag on this present. What? I’ve been doing this for 59 years and that’s never happened. That’s Christmas 101. Who could be this careless? What is this, amateur hour? I say we open it. I think we should burn it. How hard is it to put a name tag on a present? This is the kind of thing that could get you kicked out of the family. Oh, man. That’s definitely mine. I mean I don’t want to point fingers, but that’s definitely Kevin’s wrapping. Oh man! I got Santa’s eyes way too close together. [Laughing hysterically] NO! GARRETT GET IN HERE! [Both laughing] Dude, what is that? [Everyone (except Tyler) laughing] FAIL! [Continued laughter] Two more steps…all right! Merry Christmas! OH MY GOSH! It’s even better than the one you got me last year! Seriously babe, I love it! Well you better, it cost me 25 bitcoins (~$450,000 USD). What’s a bitcoin? Beads are like railroad tracks–they don’t cross. Have you ever been to Christmas? 6 inch spacing between the bulbs on the tree! Bethany: Saw that! Wedding bulb, as a statement bulb, make sure it’s at the middle of the tree! Are you mocking me? No! Love you. Aw, my nephew would love this! Ha, so would I! What was I shopping for again? Ha, oh nice! Cody: You guys have this in a kid size 6? Clerk: All I’m gonna have of that is an adult 13. Cody: Oh! Actually, that’ll work! I have been pretty good this year. You know, it really is a gift for the whole family. Let’s do it. Man, it’s humid out here. Morning Bill! Merry Christmas! No shirt, good call! Hey, y’all make sure to head on over later! Got a rack of ribs on the grill, we’re gonna take a dip in the pool. Gonna be a good time. Hey, thank you guys for coming. This better be impressive. Heh heh…check this out. [Jolt of Electricity] WOAH! -WHAT!?
-WOW! OH MY GOSH! What’s up guys, thanks for watching! If you’re not already a Dude Perfect subscriber, make sure you click down here so you don’t miss out on any new videos. Special thanks to our friends at Bass Pro for making this whole video possible. Make sure you head to Bass Pro Shops to get some awesome gifts for the whole family and get a free photo with Santa! Click here to shop Bass Pro online. Click here to see the last video. Santa, hit em’ with a signature sign off! Santa: Pound it and noggin. Tyler: SEE YA! Garrett: Hey, someone toss me that sunscreen! I’m getting roasted out here!

Dereck Turner

98 thoughts on “Christmas Stereotypes

  1. Megan Smith says:

    I ๐Ÿ’— cristmas

  2. DalbyBRFC 1875 says:

    How much does rage monster cost a video

  3. Carloscj04_ says:

    4:14 wismichu teniendo pelo?

  4. agent nick says:

    4:46 RKO

  5. The Dismantler says:

    LOL!!!

  6. Geo Derpy says:

    4:47 RKO

  7. Daneo The tornado says:

    I hate the transition year

  8. Tega X says:

    Thereโ€™s nothing more satisfying than the noise a present makes when you juggle it around in your hands

  9. Yusuf Khan says:

    ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฒโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŸ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅˆ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ›„๐Ÿ“ตโ˜ฃ๏ธโ˜ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ตโ˜ฃ๏ธโ†™๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ทO:-):3:-$:O:-$:-(:-D:O๐Ÿ”•๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽป

  10. Rexskull 37 says:

    Coryโ€™s face when they got the puppy๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Thuy Nguyen says:

    Look at 3:02 it looks like the dude behind is like what the f*ck

  12. huestisp says:

    Mine's over as well

  13. huestisp says:

    Mine Oliver as well

  14. MOBY DICK says:

    Worst Rage monster ever

  15. Jarry Abbas says:

    you guys should do halloween stereotypeys

  16. pow8072 tube says:

    I am totally the early riser

  17. Ethaniel Chou says:

    Whatโ€™s this song?

  18. Eicher Playz says:

    I can't stop watching the puppy surprise it's so cute!!!!

  19. blazer boss says:

    Rko from outta nowhere

  20. OOBYGAMEZ says:

    I'm unfortunately a present peeker

  21. Ryan Ruan says:

    0:00 itโ€™s 3 am that time

  22. Cartergaming Longmire says:

    Tell Santa I said hi

  23. Veedbot 196 says:

    Rip tv

  24. Blixer Playz says:

    5:06 why? just why?

  25. Nathan Carterman says:

    5:07 rip bugit lol

  26. Spider Zyph says:

    U no u guys hav too do al of dat in one Christmas

  27. max lane says:

    It's not that hot in texas

  28. NihaoMauricio says:

    4:12 el de los subtรญtulos en espaรฑol se la rifo :v

  29. Ng Angie says:

    Tyler your cookie is not that bad but the Christmas trees cookies taste sweet because you but to much cream but I love it

  30. Ly Seng says:

    Why Tyler is the rage monster

  31. Christy Coffey says:

    Did anyone else realize Cory grab the dogs eyes by accident

  32. BEST Channel says:

    เธ„เธฃเธญเธšเธ„เธฃเธฑเธง

  33. Daemon AwesomeDaemon says:

    My kitten liked watching this vid

  34. Kentucky Wildcats Fan says:

    Hello random person scrolling through the comments

    Have nice day

  35. Shannon Pinn says:

    You can go this year

  36. Matt in the hat is Back says:

    Iโ€™m a early Bird on Christmas

  37. Sam R says:

    Do birthday stereotypes

  38. Michael McDonald says:

    there is always a rage monster ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  39. Kate Dietel says:

    I'm watching one year later in August

  40. Paul Herring says:

    2:55 last year he got you a hammer lol

  41. Lissette Ramirez says:

    2 years later and this is me in August ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  42. Braylen Alger says:

    July

  43. Menda Speckels says:

    Yโ€™all are so awesome I am an Aggie too!

  44. Shubhay Dev says:

    Rage monster is the best

  45. Shubhay Dev says:

    I'm rage monster when I don't get something I like

  46. Kรกja gamez says:

    Who rage

  47. Tzviel Kahan says:

    Do Halloween

  48. Michael Oshetsky says:

    Krampus is coming for Tyler

  49. Kose Crashes says:

    My name is Oliver

  50. Maximiliano Leal says:

    me now ; searching the bitcoin value

  51. nursik kz says:

    4:36 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

  52. Anton Shinkarenko says:

    ะฅั‚ะพ ั€ัƒััะบะธะน ะปะฐะนะบ

  53. Amanda Pye says:

    When I was younger I was the president Peaker

  54. Owen Dobbs Jr says:


    Edit:Hello darkness my old friend I come here to talk you again

  55. Rolf Brauer says:

    Why did you wreck that TV for the rage monster that's expensive you know

  56. Adrian C says:

    I just realized how similar Rage monster and JSE are. *Jacksepticeye

  57. Sherri McBride says:

    The rage monster

  58. Barbara Sharp says:

    A 1

  59. Wild Horsemen says:

    Cody: maybe we should pick a modern name like temporary

    The kids:how about Oliver

  60. NachoLibreVlogs says:

    quien hizo los subtรญtulos se la rifรณ, jajaja. minuto 4:12

  61. Space Bรธi says:

    Is it cool that I LOVE the rage monster type?

    Hm.

  62. Chikin ;-; says:

    Who else wants to so ty without a beard

  63. Danielito's World says:

    It's not the rage monster it's the grinch

  64. jay Manchanda 123 says:

    Fortnite You

  65. Levi Schumm says:

    Itโ€™s one thing that ty always breaks everything but the camra

  66. YoungApple says:

    why is tyler always the rage monster

  67. mattcheek01 says:

    Who else noticed coby behind the sofa 1:16

  68. Gears Of Tech says:

    His dad is a camera.๐Ÿ˜‚

  69. Autumn Holub says:

    Okkoooikk

  70. KedMond Do Anything says:

    Is the TV okay?

  71. Saad Salim says:

    Rkoโ€™s The Christmas Tree ๐Ÿ’€

  72. WaffleDragon 24 says:

    The trash dad is my dad

  73. Rebekah Millspaugh says:

    my name is oliver

  74. Claudio Picos says:

    No ๐Ÿ‘Ž nonononono

  75. Jacob Herrick says:

    5:15 put it out! Shoves the other stocking in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  76. Nicholas Bertoni says:

    You take the rage thing to far

  77. Jerrick Fishing fun says:

    Oohh

  78. Jerrick Fishing fun says:

    My

  79. Lindsay Nolte says:

    Chaos openers like slow openers comment

  80. Allison E. says:

    How do they afford to do the rage monster

  81. Filipino Weaboo says:

    The Christmas "RKO" by Ty

  82. Peter Jensen says:

    My mom: Gift Card
    My Dad: Mr pocket knife
    My Sister: Early Peeker

    Me: Slow Opener

  83. Captain Titanium says:

    6:24 ayyyyy I have that situation

  84. Cassidy Anthony says:

    I just want a cactus this Christmas but wow…

  85. Rezina Nazneen says:

    TY:an RKO out nowhere

  86. Therese.Atahan OLSSON.TEPE says:

    I'm watching this video in summer

  87. Konoz Ezzat says:

    4th july stereotypes

  88. NativeTank44 Xbox says:

    My family is the chaotic gift openers. My grandma counts down From 3 and as soon as she says go me and my cousin open 3 gifts in 1 second

  89. The Le family says:

    Whatโ€™s stereotypes

  90. thanachart Maneechote says:

    4:36 Santa Dislike This

  91. sophia estabrooks says:

    My mum is always the last moment shopper lol

  92. sophia estabrooks says:

    "What should we name the puppy?" "Maybe a modern name like temporary?" I laughed too hard๐Ÿ˜‚

  93. Rajhai Haynes says:

    4:02 ???

  94. SmexxyPotatoe:3 says:

    Why is Texas Christmas so accurate

    How did I not know they were in Texas

  95. THE GOLDEN Creeper says:

    Yโ€™all forgot the spoiled one

  96. Carrie Seabolt says:

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  97. guto lucas says:

    Iojjhy

  98. guto lucas says:

    I Love it

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