Can You Guess These Weird Paint Names?

Can You Guess These Weird Paint Names?

– (rooster crows)
– (lion roars) Welcome to
Good Mythical More. “Lonely hashtag.” This is when we find
a very lonely hashtag
on Instagram and then add to it.
This one is, #FartingOnBrother – Post your photo that makes
sense with that hashtag…
– Why is that lonely? – so it’s not lonely anymore.
– I woulda thought one would’ve
been, just– – Nope! It hasn’t
caught on yet.
– All over the Instagram. – It hasn’t caught on yet.
– “Farting on brother.” No. Farting on brother.
Make it–make it–
make it sing, people. No regrets. All right, um…
I won some laundry that I get to sit on. Ellie: Hey, Link. – Oh, Ellie is bringing
the laundry.
– Yeah. This is how I used to
always carry my laundry
around in college. – In a trash bag?
– In a big trash bag. – Yeah.
– Is this your laundry? – Oh, yeah, definitely.
– ( laughs ) – Oh, yeah.
– Yeah, we gotta– Yeah, there’s your
comforter. Comforter from
your–? – Yup.
– Yeah, that’s my big–
my big tan jump suit. – ( laughs )
– My white jeans that
I always wear. – These are your–
your britches?
– Uh-huh, yeah. – That’s my “business
casual” look.
– ( laughter ) Why do you have some
of our Christmas sweats? Um, sometimes you
need to, uh… – At your house.
– Ah, you’ve been raiding
wardrobe again, haven’t you? ( scoffs ) Well,
clothes are expensive. – ( cheerily ) And I’m
an intern.
– ( laughs ) So this is your big–
here’s your big
laundry pile. – All right, Link.
Sit on it, man.
– No, no. It seems to me… ( uproarious laughter ) This is what the kids
are doing now. Just like the hats,
they leave the stickers
on the t-shirts. – Yeah, it’s a trend.
– Okay, whatever. It means it’s legit
Fruit of the Loom. I’ve never felt
more K-pop-y,
than right now. – Ooh, yeah.
– How does it feel? Do you wanna be
the eighth member
of that band? I feel like you need
a foot stool. – Okay. It’s good.
Oh, look at me.
– Ah, man. – That looks mushy.
– Those guys are on
top of the world, man. Sittin’ on laundry,
dancin’ on ice, running
through quarries… I watched so many
of those music videos,
I’m in love. – Yeah?
– They’re so good
at dancing. Who’s your favorite one?
You gotta have a favorite
one, right? – Rap Monster.
– ( laughs ) It’s true! He goes by
“RM” now, though. Rap Mon–oh,
Rhett McLaughlin. – I know what I’m talking about.
– Rap Mon–I could take
his place. – No.
– Just because you have
the same initials as someone doesn’t
mean you can take
their place in life. I probably wouldn’t
fit in very well. Aw, no, I think
you’d be great. – So you have a card
in your hand.
– Yes. So, this is a call-back
to the A-block. – We did some really fun
hardware store hacks.
– Mm-hm. – You remember.
– The A-block is–is – internal language for…
– Yeah, yeah, yeah. – the first video.
– Inside baseball. That’s what we call it.
A-block. You call it,
“Green border.” ( laughter ) – We call it A-block.
– Green border. What we– – We’re now in the D-block.
– Yeah, we call this
the D-block. – Ooh.
– It’s basically like– it’s like prison
terminology. That’s how we plan
this show, as a
big prison. – Oh, man.
– I don’t know
what that says, but we should guess
what these paint
colors are? – Yeah, we should.
– Yes, so there’s– there’s thousands,
probably hundreds of
thousands of paint colors for
interior paint – that you can pick up
at a hardware store.
– Cute names for paints so they can sell you
like 20 different shades to test on your house
before you decide on
the one shade. – Right.
– You get into
so many arguments with your partner
that you eventually
just decide to not repaint
the house and just leave up
the 20 samples – and then call it
some sort of “art.”
– ( laughs ) And it’s a really–
it’s a sore point
in your relationship, – This happened?
– from there on out. This sounds like
it happened. Nah, I think he’s
talking about a
hypothetical situation. – Oh, okay.
– I’m just a guy on laundry,
man. Don’t listen to me. – Yeah.
– So these names get pretty
weird, so we’re gonna play,
like, a very relaxed – “Real or Fake” game.
– Relaxed, okay. First up, we’ve got
“Burglar Blues.” – “Burglar Blues,” fake.
– “Burglar Blues,” fake.
People don’t like to associate “burglar”
with “household.” – Nobody wants to buy something
that’s gonna be stolen.
– You’re right. You’re right. – I just wanted to give you
an easy on to start off.
– (laughter) Next up,
“Lauren’s Surprise.” Both:
“Lauren’s Surprise.” – I know lots of Laurens.
– I don’t think you’d name
something after a person. – Lauren’s surprise.
– ‘Cause then, like,
Judy wouldn’t want it. Tell me what color
family is it in. Um… – Well, that might
not exist.
– I can’t… …tell you. – ‘Cause it’s not real.
– Right, she would have to
lie about that. Fake. Lauren’s
Surprise is fake. – Lauren’s Surprise is real.
– Real fake. – Link is right, it’s real.
– But you don’t know what
color it is? – Ellie:It’s a light blue.
– Link:Oh.– Wow. Surprising.
– Now, listen. You may– – Surprise!
– Oh, wow! The most boring
color ever. This may seem almost
Communist, okay, but this is how I feel
about…paint systems. – Okay.
– ( laughter ) I’ve thought about this while
standing in Home Depot before. – “Almost Communist.”
– I think that there should
be a standard of color. Like, there should be,
like, a Color Academy, or a Color Association,
and they should put out
what the colors are. And you can get
a new color, but it’s just like
if you got that and
that’s called light blue, and then you’re like,
“I wanna make a lighter
blue,” they’ll be, “Okay,
you get lighter blue.” – ( laughter )
– You know what I’m saying? ‘Cause I wanna know–
I don’t wanna get into
an argument with my wife on which one is lighter.
I’m like, “Honey,
this is ‘Lighter Blue. And that’s ‘Lightest Blue,’
and this is ‘Light Blue’.” And we don’t need any
other iterations of this. – You know what I’m saying?
– No. Or this is blue grey.
This is grey brown, This is lighter
grey brown. This is–they should
just be logical. And then all the
companies have to sign up and they have to
make the same colors. – Yeah, but what if–
– The world would be
a better place. Okay. – Less fights.
– You’re gonna love
the rest of this game. – Next up we’ve got “Bagel.”
– Yeah, exactly. See? Light brown.
( chuckles sarcastically ) – Bagel. Yes. Paint color.
– Paint color? That seems real to me.
It should be if it’s not. You’re correct.
It’s real. Ellie:And it is
a light brown.
– Link:Light brown.
– Rhett:Light brown.
Coulda guessed that.
– Yeah, you got it.
– Yeah. Next up, same color
family, “Likeable Sand.” Likeable sand.
Not true. – Likeable sand.
– Yeah, sand you wanna
hang out with. On your wall. “I like that sand color
so much, I wanna live in it.” – Mm-hm.
– Fake. – Real!
– Uh– – Link:Seriously?
– Ellie:Yeah.– Link:Is this, like
some Glidden–

– Ellie:Kind of a drab sand.– sad, clamoring for–
– That’s unlikeable sand. – Yeah, right?
– See, again, it’s
just too subjective. Why can’t we just
call that, grey-brown–
light grey-brown? – Mm, I don’t know.
– Eh. Light grey-brown. Light grey-brown. – LGB.
– ( laughs ) Okay. Next up we have
“Dead Salmon.” – Dead…salmon.
– Salmon that’s dead. – Dead salmon? That can’t
be true.
– It’s passed away. – It is real!
– What? – Link:Dead–
– Rhett:It’s the same
frickin’ thing!
You’re telling me
you can buy dead salmon at a hardware store? Like, you can go to
Sherwin-Williams and get yourself
some dead salmon? – Yeah.
– And then you have to
tell somebody that you painted dead salmon
on your frickin’ wall? – Yeah, what was–
– That is so stupid. – Yeah.
– When I looked it up
it had this whole description that’s like,
“This is the color of,
like, the matified… – Yeah, whatever.
– tangy, of a salmon that’s
just been poached.” – And I was like, “Gross!”
– Well then call it
“Poached Salmon.” – Right?
– But hold on. You don’t
think this proves– – this is proving my point.
– I didn’t wanna help prove
your point, – but it seems I am.
– It’s too subjective. It’s color.
It’s math, man. Would you got to a
restaurant and order salmon on the menu– it was
called “Dead Salmon”?
‘Cause it is. – It’s all dead salmon.
– I like dead cow… …burger. You know you wouldn’t
do it. It’s marketing. – Yeah.
– They’re shooting themselves
in the foot. And all these colors
are named this way
because of marketing. Maybe it’s
a prank paint. The family of
prank paints. “Hey, honey. I painted
the nursery ‘Dead Salmon,’ like, and I’m also
filing for divorce.” And it’s like, you know,
you do that at the same time. There are so many weird
baby names for paint names, – but I–
– Yeah, Dead Salmon. All right,
lightning round. Next up we’ve got
“Kissing Mist.” – No.
– Yes. – Fake.
– All right. – Okay, “Grandma’s Dust.”
– Both: “Grandma’s Dust”? – Fake.
– Yeah, it’s real. – ( laughs ) It’s fake.
– “Grandma’s Dust.” – “Spooky Ghost.”
– Real. – Spoogie?
– Spooky. “Spooky Ghost,”
it’s real. – Spooky ghost.
– It’s white. That is real.
And “Shine, Baby, Shine.” “Shine, Baby, Shine”? – Uh…
– ( giggles ) – Fake.
– I would say fake. – It’s real!
– Oh, and I win, five to six. All right, well you
can buy us some paint, then.

Dereck Turner

100 thoughts on “Can You Guess These Weird Paint Names?

  1. Martin K says:

    Floating Ellie head

  2. C Proctor says:

    There is Pantone. They do sort of what Rhett describes.

  3. Mackenzie R says:

    omg ellie and i have the same bias

  4. Jordanna Dilan says:

    For some reason I thought Lauren's surprise would have something to do with the bachelor

  5. Joe Shakalaka says:

    Hey Rhett there is a color association, duh! It’s called the NAACP 🤣

  6. Sarah Russell says:

    Haha I was starting to fall asleep bc it is like midnight and as soon I heart link talking about BTS I shot my head right up

  7. Kaelyn Mynhier says:

    Rhett, that’s literally Pantone

  8. Rosalie Ramos says:

    Rhett: You've been raiding our wardrobe, haven't you?
    Ellie: Well, clothes are expensive… and I'm an intern!
    I died laughing!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Kaylie Inscho says:

    Someone tell Rhett that pantone exists.

  10. L&G Crafts says:

    Ellie is so pretty I loaf her haiiiiiiir

  11. Mel B says:

    That was gray.

  12. Mel B says:

    Yes Rhett that's a good idea.

  13. atticus scurry says:

    ok this might be mean but honestly it takes them takes 5 minutes to get the reason i came to watch this video …………………………….some of their videos are really good though.

  14. Veeti Salminen says:

    Kit consist prospect ok middle use on Republican register fund accommodate.

  15. Kennedy Haldiman says:

    I like jungkookie and my friends favorite is Rap Monster too

  16. Rebekah Schaummann says:

    The way link said “Sherwin Williams” 😂😂😂 I can’t tell if that’s him trying to say it w an accent or if that’s how he really says it

  17. Myla says:

    So i was going to get a bagel from the fridge and then they said bagel and i freaked out

  18. bob ert says:

    should do a "which of these names are both paint names and celeb baby names" episode

  19. Lasca says:

    Someone tell Rhett about Pantone

  20. hollyonkazoo says:

    omg kpop references are everywhere i love

  21. Ninja Lemon says:

    So what's the deal with kpop? Why is it even popular.

  22. Kristina Johnson says:

    Yes! RM is amazing! BTS all the way!

  23. Mr. Mustache Man says:

    This would be funny to watch in black and white

  24. Kelli Sees says:


  25. YeahButThenDragons says:

    Rhett would obviously not be an artist. He understands nothing about the subtleties of husband saturation, ha. Man, there are so many different shades of "gray brown" you don't EVEN know.

  26. mayzee says:


  27. Caroline.E says:

    *army be like
    omggg they talking about BTS omggggg

  28. ink_link_kun 69 says:

    As they showed "likable Sand" I almost got a heart attack.

    It's on my wall

  29. chumbuckery777 says:

    Im with Rhett – too many stupid fashion colors. The only colors I recognize are exactly what Rhett said.

  30. Karen says:

    RM yess girl yesssss

  31. Iwannabe_ cool says:

    안 녕!👋

  32. Brianna Owens says:

    i like jeon jungkook better

  33. Isabela Cruz says:


  34. Subscribe to PewDiePie says:

    Dont come for rap monster

  35. DaniTheNachoPirate says:

    Gross, if there was a bag with her real clothes I'd imagine it would smell oniony and tunaesque.

  36. Maitekazgz says:

    I watched a paint color called " Pc grey" and it was the same that olders computers in 90's- early 00's

  37. Emily Smith says:

    Rap Monster is my favorite too!

  38. kasda says:

    Ellie is an army!!!!!

  39. Noriaki Kakyoin says:

    The funny thing is that I was watching kpop before this

  40. saranghae pjm says:


  41. Jestingwheat856 says:


  42. kynnchi kazoo says:

    I like V Jin and Jimin

  43. Peachy CNL says:


  44. DISOP tv says:

    Video starts at minute 4

  45. Christine Sikora says:

    Yes mine to

  46. Daphne Yaman says:


  47. Monsieur Chalky says:

    Communist Rhett…

  48. Lucy Bonomo says:

    Rhett that's Pantone!!

  49. Maggie Martinez says:


  50. Ed Domanick says:

    Hey guys hey guess what my name is Lauren, I don’t have any surprises but my name is still Lauren

  51. alienbubble says:

    As an artist this hurt.

  52. Ryo x Akira says:

    YOU ARE NOT SUGA!!!!! RM is good but Jimin and Jungkook are better

  53. Asian Muck says:

    My friend collects these paint brochures

  54. Jane Doe says:

    I already liked Ellie but when she said RM is her fave – now I love her.

  55. Kiya G says:

    When I went looking for paint, there are even weirder names out there like Mike Wazowski.

  56. Temmie Mew says:


    TQ? Really Rhett?

  57. Noelle Lavigne says:

    Im so glad Ellie likes BTS too! Ive been watching GMM since 2015 so seeing my favorite show talk about my favorite band is so cool! Thanks guys!!!!!

  58. Chelsea Antwi says:


  59. Maria Zambon says:

    At my High School our class blocks are 70 minutes blocks A through E

  60. Lisa Simonsen says:

    Rap Monter is my fav too……

  61. ria parrish. says:


  62. Taking your knees says:

    Rhett's way would be confusing for a color blind person.

  63. Morbidbunny3 says:

    This should have been a multiple choice game

  64. Rose Likes To Draw says:

    When there’s a tornado watch in your area and your trying to calm myself down by watching theses and yes I’m not in a basement because I’m waiting for the tornado sirens to go off. I have both my pets in a cage and am emailing my friends every 5 seconds H-E-L-P

  65. HarlequinSaints says:

    I wish Link would sit like that more lol

  66. Sears Films says:

    I think that these are all believable, because there are nail polishes in the paint category of (Wild Nudes). This includes a paint color called FULL MOON. Hey, my butt is made of nail polish!

  67. Tayla Jane says:

    I painted my babies room with the colours bassinet and ice princess 😊

  68. Stutter Girl says:

    RM is my fave too.

  69. Kamccomb16 says:

    By Rhett's logic of taking on RM's identity just by initials, he could also be Ricky Martin, Reba McEntire, and Rose McGowan, at least off the top of my head

  70. Truly Dead says:

    hmu ellie😏 yum

  71. Emily Moisant says:

    Rhett soon will start a paint company where they are all called logical names

  72. Just That Random comment says:


  73. Alexia Mason says:

    They should've included
    Elephants breath

  74. Xtreme Performance says:

    She is sexy!!!

  75. Lucy savage says:

    Somebody tell Rhett about about Pantone's color system.

  76. Rei Ryugazki says:

    when he said LGB I said LGBTQA+

    wow my fingers hurt

  77. Remmie says:

    My mother's bathroom is painted the color "tender foot"

    Its like a mid bright orange color lol

  78. TheKristamary says:

    I’m pretty sure the laundry is a metaphor for dirty laundry meaning secrets. Yoongi is alone on the huge pile of dirty laundry and at the end the members join him meaning they accept him for who he is regardless of his “dirty laundry”. The music video spring day I’m pretty sure is based off the book omelas 🤔 so proud to be army 💜

  79. Wiebke Feldkamp says:

    My cristmas present wrap is likable sand  this year.

  80. Jini Manard says:

    p a n t o n e

  81. Carolyn Delenn says:

    Link: "I feel so K-popy"
    Rhett: "Do you wanna be the eighth member of that band"

  82. ReignsGirl 85 says:

    Wait "Lauren's surprise" Hmm been a Lauren on this earth for 23 years and I dont know what the surprise is 😂😂 You learn something new every day I wonder how many Lauren's have that paint color or know it exists 😂

  83. Vanessa Graves says:

    I thought Ellie was a writer, not an intern

  84. Reality says:

    RM IS THE BEST convince me otherwise

  85. ScottishMessi7 says:

    Lonely #

  86. Sally Otley says:

    "clothes are expensive. and I'm an intern!"

  87. 「Ocean Man」 says:

    “Almost communist”

  88. Esmeralda DiApollo says:

    I'm pretty sure Rhett just invented Pantone…

  89. Keeping up KLee says:

    If they haven’t already they could do this but with Nail Polish Names! Or try to match the polish names to the colors.

  90. Arshia Bawa says:


  91. Arshia Bawa says:

    I am in total agreement with Rhett's point of view😂

  92. Albino Cadillac says:

    Way to throw shade dude!
    "Clothes are expensive. And I'm an intern."

  93. Emma Wang says:

    Rhett just arguing about paint…..

  94. Abigail Way says:

    Link so quickly detaches himself from Rhett's rant at 5:46 lol

  95. Maia Papaya says:

    I used to mix sherwin williams paint colors for my uncle's cabinet shop. One time I had to mix this color called "Agreeable Grey" and let me tell you that was the most DISAGREEABLE grey ever. I mixed it like 4 times and never did it look like grey…it was always some weird shade of pink

  96. Samuel Dawdy says:

    "This might be almost communist…but this is how I feel about paint"

  97. Ren Lee says:

    oh my god dude they totally have that color thing! You can get a whole deck of cards from pantone, its largely considered the color guideline for most of the art world!

  98. Frank Shavers says:

    "Ya know what I'm sayin?"

    Same, Link.

  99. Grrr Cassie says:

    I agree with Rhett! Instead of saying lighter though use a 1-10 scale, 5 is regular 4 is lighter 1 is lightest then 6 is darker up to 10 being darkest! So like sky blue-3 lol

  100. Emmi Sofia says:

    Love Rhett's lesbian gay bi joke lol

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